"You'd be so much prettier if you [insert magical prettifying apparatus]."
Bonus points if you wait to bring up your list while shopping for school clothes.
All my problems would be solved if I wore lipstick and carried a purse. And wore my hair down. And lost weight. And wore more…Â
When I cut all my hair off, it's always because I'm insanely angry and want to punish myself. I know it's irrational, but it's like I want my outside to look exactly like how ugly I feel on the inside. Like I don't deserve to have nice hair, I deserve to look like shit, I'm not pretty…Â
It's heartbreaking, in the end he basically reveals to his doctor that he's sane and he deserves to be institutionalized for what he'd done. THAT was the twist, not that he didn't know he was a patient, but that he knew and was overwhelmed by guilt and *was choosing* to be lobotomized…Â
I was surprised the onset of labor (for me, at least) felt like menstrual cramps. I was expecting the whole screaming and doubling over in pain like in the movies, and said so to the nurse, I told her I felt like I had my period for a week. She said, oh, honey, you were in labor that…Â
Around month seven I developed "pregnancy-induced asthma," which is a thing, and I was told it would disappear immediately after birth but it stuck around for almost ten years.
Also, if you're nearing your due date and you have menstrual cramps, that's likely labor. I was in labor…Â
So I googled this woman's name, thinking surely there's an article somewhere with more info, and literally every article was written in the last day and is nothing more than massive quotes from her Instagram post. No one bothered to try to interview her.
Haunted on Netflix. It's real people confessing to friends and relatives about horrific paranormal experiences they've had. One episode features a woman and her sister describing a childhood where it was incredibly likely their devil-worshiping father was a serial killer aided and…Â
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