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I Am Once Again Really Curious Who The Jerk Is In These Stories

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Welcome to another round of "Am I the asshole?" polls, inspired by the wonderful Reddit community! Read the stories below, then vote on who you think is in the wrong. Have fun!

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Just so you know, some of these stories are based on Reddit posts, but not ALL of them. They're also not intended to be exactly the same as the original stories since we don't have room to include all of the details and sometimes add our own spin on things.

  1. 1. Max and her GF Sophie live together. Sophie pours some coffee in an old custom mug that her ex gave her years ago, one that has a picture of them on it. Max tells her to get rid of it. Sophie says it's just a mug. Who's the asshole?

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1. Max and her GF Sophie live together. Sophie pours some coffee in an old custom mug that her ex gave her years ago, one that has a picture of them on it. Max tells her to get rid of it. Sophie says it's just a mug. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 2. Archie invites some friends over for pizza. He orders one with pineapple and no other options. His friend Veronica complains that he didn't ask everyone what they wanted beforehand. Archie says he's the host and can order what he wants. Who's the asshole?

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2. Archie invites some friends over for pizza. He orders one with pineapple and no other options. His friend Veronica complains that he didn't ask everyone what they wanted beforehand. Archie says he's the host and can order what he wants. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 3. Jake is a huge Harry Potter nerd and really wants an HP-themed wedding. His fiancée Amy says that's ridiculous. Jake suggests they make just the reception HP-themed. Amy still says no. Jake says it's his day too. Who's the asshole?

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3. Jake is a huge Harry Potter nerd and really wants an HP-themed wedding. His fiancée Amy says that's ridiculous. Jake suggests they make just the reception HP-themed. Amy still says no. Jake says it's his day too. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 4. It's Ferb's birthday and he invites his family and friends to go to a fancy restaurant. His brother Phineas says he can't afford the place and asks Ferb to pick someplace else. Ferb says he's not going to change his plans just for him. Who's the asshole?

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4. It's Ferb's birthday and he invites his family and friends to go to a fancy restaurant. His brother Phineas says he can't afford the place and asks Ferb to pick someplace else. Ferb says he's not going to change his plans just for him. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 5. Alison goes to the movies. In front of her, a woman named Mona is texting on her phone with the brightness on. Alison throws a small handful of popcorn at her and hisses at her to stop texting. Mona is appalled. Who's the asshole?

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5. Alison goes to the movies. In front of her, a woman named Mona is texting on her phone with the brightness on. Alison throws a small handful of popcorn at her and hisses at her to stop texting. Mona is appalled. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 6. Miles offers to make his sister Frankie eggs for breakfast. After he cracks the eggs, Frankie decides she actually wants a bagel. Miles says these were the last of the eggs and it's a huge waste. Frankie says to chill. Miles storms off. Who's the asshole?

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6. Miles offers to make his sister Frankie eggs for breakfast. After he cracks the eggs, Frankie decides she actually wants a bagel. Miles says these were the last of the eggs and it's a huge waste. Frankie says to chill. Miles storms off. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 7. Nick microwaves a bowl of soup in a hurry. It makes a bit of a mess, but he figures it's not a big deal. His roommate Winston cleans it up and leaves a note about how disappointed he is with the mess. Nick says he overreacted. Who's the asshole?

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7. Nick microwaves a bowl of soup in a hurry. It makes a bit of a mess, but he figures it's not a big deal. His roommate Winston cleans it up and leaves a note about how disappointed he is with the mess. Nick says he overreacted. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 8. Cam and Mitch have three children together. Cam has been the one to decide the kids' middle names. Mitch later learns that Cam named them after his childhood hamsters and is angry. Cam doesn't get the big deal, they're ordinary names. Who's the asshole?

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8. Cam and Mitch have three children together. Cam has been the one to decide the kids' middle names. Mitch later learns that Cam named them after his childhood hamsters and is angry. Cam doesn't get the big deal, they're ordinary names. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 9. Hope is really tired, so she asks her BF Landon to cook dinner. He makes a chicken and onion casserole. He says he knows she doesn't like onions, but she'll love this. Hope orders a pizza instead. Landon says she doesn't appreciate him. Who's the asshole?

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9. Hope is really tired, so she asks her BF Landon to cook dinner. He makes a chicken and onion casserole. He says he knows she doesn't like onions, but she'll love this. Hope orders a pizza instead. Landon says she doesn't appreciate him. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 10. Angela works in a cubicle next to Toby. One day, she answers a phone call with, "Hello? HUSH," and hangs up. Toby asks who she was talking to. Angela says it's none of his business. Toby says she made it his business by being loud. Who's the asshole?

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10. Angela works in a cubicle next to Toby. One day, she answers a phone call with, "Hello? HUSH," and hangs up. Toby asks who she was talking to. Angela says it's none of his business. Toby says she made it his business by being loud. Who's the asshole?
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