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It's Not Important Why, But I Gotta Know Who The Asshole Is In These Scenarios

The human world...it's a mess.

Welcome to another round of "Am I the asshole?" polls, inspired by the wonderful Reddit community! Read the stories below, and then vote on who you think is in the wrong. Have fun!

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Just so you know, some of these stories are based on Reddit posts, but not ALL of them. They're also not intended to be exactly the same as the original stories, since we don't have room to include all of the details and sometimes add our own spin on things.

  1. 1. Susie lets her GF Angelica share her Parmount+ account so they can watch the iCarly reboot together. When they amicably break up, Susie kicks her off the account. Angelica says she should have at least let her finish the show. Who's the asshole?

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1. Susie lets her GF Angelica share her Parmount+ account so they can watch the iCarly reboot together. When they amicably break up, Susie kicks her off the account. Angelica says she should have at least let her finish the show. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 2. Serena and Jenny go out for coffee. Jenny realizes she doesn't have enough money on her to pay for hers. Serena says she's got it. When Jenny gets home, she sees Serena Venmo-requested $7 for the drink. Jenny declines it. Who's the asshole?

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2. Serena and Jenny go out for coffee. Jenny realizes she doesn't have enough money on her to pay for hers. Serena says she's got it. When Jenny gets home, she sees Serena Venmo-requested $7 for the drink. Jenny declines it. Who's the asshole?
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    Serena
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  1. 3. Hanna is the maid of honor at her BFF Emily's wedding. Hanna raises a toast to the new couple, but adds that she herself won't drink because she's pregnant. Emily says it was rude of her to announce her pregnancy at the wedding. Who's the asshole?

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3. Hanna is the maid of honor at her BFF Emily's wedding. Hanna raises a toast to the new couple, but adds that she herself won't drink because she's pregnant. Emily says it was rude of her to announce her pregnancy at the wedding. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 4. While in a heated argument, Moira calls her daughter, Alexis, self-absorbed. Moira later texts her to apologize. Alexis says a text isn't enough and that she wants an apology dinner. Moira says that's absurd. Who's the asshole?

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4. While in a heated argument, Moira calls her daughter, Alexis, self-absorbed. Moira later texts her to apologize. Alexis says a text isn't enough and that she wants an apology dinner. Moira says that's absurd. Who's the asshole?
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    Alexis
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  1. 5. Guzmán orders a burger, and 40 minutes pass without his name being called. The cashier, Samuel, apologizes and says he forgot. Guzmán says the food is cold by now and asks them to remake it or else he won't pay. Samuel refuses. Who's the asshole?

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5. Guzmán orders a burger, and 40 minutes pass without his name being called. The cashier, Samuel, apologizes and says he forgot. Guzmán says the food is cold by now and asks them to remake it or else he won't pay. Samuel refuses. Who's the asshole?
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    Guzmán
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  1. 6. Lola and her husband Miles are having a baby. Miles is stressed, so Lola suggests he go play basketball with his friends. She later realizes he hasn't built the crib like he promised and is mad. Miles says she told him to play. Who's the asshole?

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6. Lola and her husband Miles are having a baby. Miles is stressed, so Lola suggests he go play basketball with his friends. She later realizes he hasn't built the crib like he promised and is mad. Miles says she told him to play. Who's the asshole?
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    Miles
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  1. 7. Marcus, who's in his twenties, is a very picky eater. When his sister Max celebrates her graduation at a nice restaurant, Marcus asks for a kids menu to order chicken nuggets. Max says he embarrassed her and shouldn't have asked. Who's the asshole?

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7. Marcus, who's in his twenties, is a very picky eater. When his sister Max celebrates her graduation at a nice restaurant, Marcus asks for a kids menu to order chicken nuggets. Max says he embarrassed her and shouldn't have asked. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 8. Landon, Josie, and Hope are all good friends. Landon, who's dating Hope, confides in Josie that he kissed someone else, but instantly regretted it. Josie tells Hope about it. Landon says it wasn't her place to butt in. Who's the asshole?

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8. Landon, Josie, and Hope are all good friends. Landon, who's dating Hope, confides in Josie that he kissed someone else, but instantly regretted it. Josie tells Hope about it. Landon says it wasn't her place to butt in. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 9. Craig cooks his BF Marco a romantic anniversary dinner. However, he makes a recipe with clams, which he knows Marco hates. Craig tells him to just try the dish and insists it's delicious, but Marco refuses and is pissed. Who's the asshole?

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9. Craig cooks his BF Marco a romantic anniversary dinner. However, he makes a recipe with clams, which he knows Marco hates. Craig tells him to just try the dish and insists it's delicious, but Marco refuses and is pissed. Who's the asshole?
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    Craig
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  1. 10. John is at brunch with his friends discussing a story on the news about a horse in a hospital. Chip, who's sitting nearby, says he once saw a bird in the airport. John snorts and says everyone has seen that. Chip calls him rude. Who's the asshole?

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10. John is at brunch with his friends discussing a story on the news about a horse in a hospital. Chip, who's sitting nearby, says he once saw a bird in the airport. John snorts and says everyone has seen that. Chip calls him rude. Who's the asshole?
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