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Let's Gather Around The Campfire And Argue Over Who The Jerk Is In These Stories

Some people simply need to be shamed.

Welcome to another round of "Am I the asshole?" polls, inspired by the wonderful Reddit community! Read the stories below, and then vote on who you think is in the wrong. Have fun!

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Just so you know, some of these stories are based on Reddit posts, but not ALL of them. They're also not intended to be exactly the same as the original stories, since we don't have room to include all of the details and sometimes add our own spin on things.

  1. 1. Patrick and Sam are strangers sitting next to each other on a long plane ride. Patrick watches a racy episode of Sex/Life on his laptop with headphones. Sam tells him to turn it off. Patrick says he should just switch seats. Who's the asshole?

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1. Patrick and Sam are strangers sitting next to each other on a long plane ride. Patrick watches a racy episode of Sex/Life on his laptop with headphones. Sam tells him to turn it off. Patrick says he should just switch seats. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 2. Mare goes to check out five items at the store. She picks a short line where everyone only has a few items. But then another shopper, Carrie, joins her husband (who's in front of Mare) with a full cart. Mare cuts in front of them. Who's the asshole?

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2. Mare goes to check out five items at the store. She picks a short line where everyone only has a few items. But then another shopper, Carrie, joins her husband (who's in front of Mare) with a full cart. Mare cuts in front of them. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 3. Nick has a welcome mat with the face of the giant baby from Rugrats by the front door of his apartment. His neighbor, Cece, asks him to keep the mat inside because it scares her kids. Nick says no. Cece complains to the landlord. Who's the asshole?

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3. Nick has a welcome mat with the face of the giant baby from Rugrats by the front door of his apartment. His neighbor, Cece, asks him to keep the mat inside because it scares her kids. Nick says no. Cece complains to the landlord. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 4. Elle orders a pizza for her and her girlfriend, Chloe. She asks Chloe what kind she wants and she says she doesn't care. Elle knows Chloe doesn't like mushrooms, but orders her own favorite, mushroom and sausage, anyway. Chloe is upset. Who's the asshole?

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4. Elle orders a pizza for her and her girlfriend, Chloe. She asks Chloe what kind she wants and she says she doesn't care. Elle knows Chloe doesn't like mushrooms, but orders her own favorite, mushroom and sausage, anyway. Chloe is upset. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 5. For their wedding theme, David and his husband ask the guests to dress in pastel colors. His sister, Alexis, says she doesn't look good in pastel and shows up in a black dress instead. David refuses to let her be in any of the photos. Who's the asshole?

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5. For their wedding theme, David and his husband ask the guests to dress in pastel colors. His sister, Alexis, says she doesn't look good in pastel and shows up in a black dress instead. David refuses to let her be in any of the photos. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 6. Frankie and Lola have been best friends since they were kids. During truth or dare, Lola admits she's hooked up with Frankie's brother. Frankie is furious and says it's against the "code," but Lola says it's none of her business. Who's the asshole?

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6. Frankie and Lola have been best friends since they were kids. During truth or dare, Lola admits she's hooked up with Frankie's brother. Frankie is furious and says it's against the "code," but Lola says it's none of her business. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 7. Emily and her roommate Aria are very competitive about board games. They play Scrabble, and Aria wins with the word "death," knowing that Emily's dad recently died. Emily storms off. Aria doesn't see the big deal. Who's the asshole?

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7. Emily and her roommate Aria are very competitive about board games. They play Scrabble, and Aria wins with the word "death," knowing that Emily's dad recently died. Emily storms off. Aria doesn't see the big deal. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 8. Lane goes grocery shopping but can't reach an item she needs from the top shelf. She asks the tall guy next to her, Dean, if he can reach it for her. Dean says he doesn't work there, so it's not his job. Lane calls him a jerk. Who's the asshole?

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8. Lane goes grocery shopping but can't reach an item she needs from the top shelf. She asks the tall guy next to her, Dean, if he can reach it for her. Dean says he doesn't work there, so it's not his job. Lane calls him a jerk. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 9. Zoya says she just wants to do something small for her birthday. Her sister Julien invites a bunch of friends as a surprise and says Zoya will love it. It turns into a big party. Zoya yells at Julien and says she threw it for herself. Who's the asshole?

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9. Zoya says she just wants to do something small for her birthday. Her sister Julien invites a bunch of friends as a surprise and says Zoya will love it. It turns into a big party. Zoya yells at Julien and says she threw it for herself. Who's the asshole?
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  1. 10. John goes to the zoo to see the new jaguar exhibit. When he gets to the exhibit, it turns out the jaguar is asleep in the inside part and probably won't come out for hours. He asks the manager, Petunia, for a refund, but she refuses. Who's the asshole?

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10. John goes to the zoo to see the new jaguar exhibit. When he gets to the exhibit, it turns out the jaguar is asleep in the inside part and probably won't come out for hours. He asks the manager, Petunia, for a refund, but she refuses. Who's the asshole?
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    The jaguar