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I'm Genuinely Curious If You Find These 13 Baby Names Acceptable

Sorry in advance if your name is on here!

Here's the deal: I'm going to present you with a list of potential baby names and you're going to vote on whether or not you think it would be okay to name your kid them. Ready? Let's go!

  1. 1. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Juniper"?

    Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Juniper"?

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1. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Juniper"?
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    No, that's cute!
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    Why do you hate your kid?
  1. 2. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Lakynn"?

    Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Lakynn"?

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2. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Lakynn"?
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    No, that's pretty!
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    That's TERRIBLE.
  1. 3. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Apple"?

    Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Apple"?

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3. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Apple"?
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    No, I kinda like it!
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    Please, please don't.
  1. 4. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Virginia"?

    Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Virginia"?

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4. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Virginia"?
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    Nah, that's adorable!
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    Yeah, let's not do this.
  1. 5. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Ralph"?

    Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Ralph"?

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5. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Ralph"?
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    No, that's totally normal!
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    Just...don't.
  1. 6. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "North"?

    Is it an asshole move to name your kid "North"?

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6. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "North"?
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    No, that's so trendy!
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    Please never do this.
  1. 7. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Karen"?

    Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Karen"?

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7. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Karen"?
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    No, what's wrong with that?
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    Yeah, people would make fun of it now.
  1. 8. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Agnes"?

    Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Agnes"?

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8. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Agnes"?
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    That's adorable!
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    That name should be reserved for grandmothers only, thanks.
  1. 9. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Keith"?

    Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Keith"?

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9. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Keith"?
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    No, why would it be?
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    Yeah, that's an asshole move.
  1. 10. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Ulysses"?

    Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Ulysses"?

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10. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Ulysses"?
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    No, that's totally charming!
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    Why do you hate children?
  1. 11. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Kayleigh"?

    Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Kayleigh"?

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11. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Kayleigh"?
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    No, that's super unique!
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    Please just spell it normally.
  1. 12. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Tyson"?

    Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Tyson"?

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12. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Tyson"?
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    No, that's so cute!
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    Um...isn't that the name of those chicken nuggets?
  1. 13. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Chad"?

    Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Chad"?

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13. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Chad"?
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    Nope, nothing wrong with that!
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    I'm gonna go with "asshole" here.
  1. 14. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Colon"?

    Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Colon"?

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14. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Colon"?
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    No, I love that!
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    Why would anyone do this to their child?
  1. 15. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Frank"?

    Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Frank"?

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15. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Frank"?
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    No, that's a classic!
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    Um, let's not do that.
  1. 16. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Bert"?

    Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Bert"?

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16. Is it an asshole move to name your kid "Bert"?
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    No, that's so hip!
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    Please don't use that name outside of Sesame Street.
  1. 17. Finally, is it an asshole move to name your kid "X Æ A-Xii"?

    Finally, is it an asshole move to name your kid "X Æ A-Xii"?

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17. Finally, is it an asshole move to name your kid "X Æ A-Xii"?
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    No, that's beautiful!
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    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T DO THIS.

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