Celebrity·Posted on Dec 13, 201919 Jokes About John Mulaney That Are Almost As Good As A New SpecialMonkey, monkey, monkey man.by Kelly MartinezBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail You're probably familiar with John Mulaney: beloved stand-up comedian, occasional SNL host, and the voice behind Into the Spider-Verse character Spider-Ham. Here are 19 of the funniest tweets about him: 1. Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji I don't know why it's true but if the horrible goose had a voice it would be John Mulaney 05:10 AM - 31 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. rachel zegler @rachelzegler just saw bill clinton on the street which means he will never forget me according to john mulaney 08:29 PM - 21 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff when John Mulaney adapts his jokes for a regional audience https://t.co/7j4EQcaVJL 11:35 AM - 08 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ceo of no top surgery qrow @tsodmike the reason john mulaney as spider-ham worked so damn well is bc spider-ham was styled like an old fashioned cartoon looney toon character and john mulaney sounds like a radio announcer from the 1930s whos been sitting in a room on a chair for 28 years eating saltine crackers 04:35 AM - 26 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. oxford comma advocate @erinom no one: john mulaney: i used to do cocaine, i’m catholic, my wife is jewish, and we have a french bulldog named petunia 12:30 AM - 04 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. matt @dogfather no it is not unhealthy how much i prioritize a potential partner’s love for john mulaney why do you ask 05:01 AM - 27 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. sierra @genzmashfan john mulaney could do wolf of wall street but leonardo dicaprio couldn’t do kid gorgeous 04:34 PM - 01 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐦 @ginsweasIey john mulaney’s dad: why didn’t you do anything? john mulaney: cause i was over on the bench! john mulaney’s dad: https://t.co/igsrqG2LGN 05:24 PM - 17 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. sierra @genzmashfan gonna tell my kids this was beto o’rourke 09:46 PM - 18 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Will Kellogg @Will_Kellogg John Mulaney's energy is deeply that of every str8 boy who did theatre in high school that I had an unrequited crush on and I'm into it but also find it deeply threatening 04:50 PM - 01 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Michelle Cohn @michcohn John Mulaney’s Dad: {\__/} ( • . •) / >🍟pulling into McDonalds {\__/} ( • - •) ☕️< \ and ordering one black coffee 05:52 PM - 10 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Abby Govindan @abbygov that one scene in the Odyssey where Odysseus is stuck in the cyclops cave and he tells the cyclops his name is Nobody so the cyclops loses its shit and tells his cyclops gf “NOBODY IS IN THE CAVE” and she’s like “....ok dude whatever” was the John Mulaney of prehistoric comedy 01:26 AM - 08 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt I can only hold grudges against acquaintances because honestly if we’re friends, in the words of the great John Mulaney, you could pour soup in my lap and i’d probably apologize to you 04:10 AM - 25 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. jem @kitscarstairs gay ppl only want one thing and its SICK.... john mulaney netflix specials 08:32 PM - 29 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. kelly @kelllicopter john mulaney’s wife makes victorian lampshades and andy samberg‘s wife plays the harpsichord so what i’m hearing is that i need to get really good at something that was popular in the 1600s and a cool successful comedian will marry me 07:43 PM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. santa buddy @actuallyriles my therapist: that pic of john mulaney that looks like someone photoshopped john mulaney onto brendon urie isn’t real and can’t hurt you that pic of john mulaney that looks like someone photoshopped john mulaney onto brendon urie: 04:02 PM - 02 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. sam 🕯️ and 51 others @friendoftoads john mulaney is like if a basket of unseasoned biscuits watched a lot of mr rogers and true crime shows growing up and then did insane amounts of coke 01:46 AM - 06 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. jem @kitscarstairs john mulaney’s dad when his kids were shouting “MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!” and he ordered one black coffee 04:22 PM - 18 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. John Mulaney @mulaney I turned the volume all the way up but I think he says “what is John Mulaney?” Which is a good question. 11:15 AM - 07 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite