As you are well aware, Avengers: Infinity War is currently crushing it, both at the box office and in our hearts.
And Deadpool 2, the newest Marvel-ish* movie, is premiering this weekend.
So, of course, Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) — the snarkiest, most self-referential, fourth wall-breaking antihero in the superhero universe — delivers some true zingers about the Avengers and Infinity War during Deadpool 2. Here they all are, and obviously, SPOILERS:
1."My superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye."
2."What did I do to piss off a grumpy old fucker with a Winter Solider arm?"
3."At what point do I get to say, 'Enough with the robotic arms?'"
4."You're so dark. You sure you're not from the DC Universe?"