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    Updated on Aug 17, 2020. Posted on Mar 5, 2014

    A Definitive Ranking Of The Hottest Bald Actors In Hollywood

    We're all born bald, baby.

    21. Ed Harris

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    Ed HAIRLESS (and he's never looked better).

    20. Terry O'Quinn

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    LOCKE ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.

    19. Larry David

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    He's got some sweet, sweet Seinfollicles.

    18. Michael Chiklis

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    SHIELD us from the sexy!!

    17. Corey Stoll

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    This RUSSO is a real work of art!!

    16. Mark Strong

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    Got some STRONG feelings about this shiny, glorious chrome dome.

    15. Jason Statham

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    Did it just get in hot in here? Or did someone just CRANK up the heat?!

    14. Vin Diesel

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    BALDLY GOING WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.

    13. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

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    CUE BALLIN'.

    12. Tyrese Gibson

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    GIB me some of that!

    11. Stanley Tucci

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    Follically challenged? Don't make me Caesar FLICKerman you off!!

    10. Bruce Willis

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    That shiny, perfect bowling ball of a skull WILLIS haunt your fantasies.

    9. Woody Harrelson

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    More like Woody HAIRLESSon. (But seriously, so gloriously bald.)

    8. Sean Connery

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    Bald. James Bald.

    7. Samuel L. Jackson

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    "It's the one that says 'BALD MOTHERF*CKER.'"

    6. Louis C.K.

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    Oh boy, I am LOUISIN' MY MIND.

    5. LL Cool J

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    He looks so good it's RIDIKOLUS.

    4. Billy Zane

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    Driving all the ladies INZANE.

    3. Ben Kingsley

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    Don't wig out, but he's the KINGSLEY of male pattern baldness.

    2. Taye Diggs

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    Who wouldn't DIGGS this?!

    1. Patrick Stewart

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    We all want this baldy. Badly.

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