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What's The Corniest Joke You've Ever Heard?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Everyone loves a classic, corny joke.

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'Cause they're so bad that they're actually good.

~Falls to the floor~
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~Falls to the floor~

Who could live without corny jokes like: "What do you get when two peas fight?"

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Answer: Black-eyed peas!

You might have told a great one, like: "What do you call a sleepwalking nun?"

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Answer: A Roaming Catholic.

Or you whipped out a classic from your Grandpa, like: "What time is it?"

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Answer: Time for you to get a watch!

So grab your mic stand and tell us the corniest joke you've ever heard!

Awards and badges will be given to the funniest submissions.
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Awards and badges will be given to the funniest submissions.