1. Chop wood with their male BFFs when they're angry about something.
2. Manipulate and trick the women they love into feeling the same way.
3. Perform grand, romantic gestures to make up for something shitty they've done.
4. Feel threatened when their girlfriends have successful careers.
5. Spend as little time as possible on foreplay before having sex.
6. Never give their significant other ANY WARNING about their family issues.
7. Punch something or someone in a dramatic way.
8. Curse like it's their full-time jobs.
9. Feel like they know everything about the rules of dating between men and women.
10. Walk around the house in nothing but a towel.
11. Mask their true identity behind a tough, sexist exterior.
12. Be ridiculously overprotective fathers, especially to their daughters.
13. Interrupt an important conversation with their partner by kissing them.
14. Lie to their girlfriends to avoid their true emotions.
15. Have a total "man cave" of a room if they're bachelors.
16. Mansplain how women think, act, and feel.
17. Go absolutely bananas if someone doesn't love them back.
18. Confide in bartenders about their personal problems.
19. And cut themselves while shaving.
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