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You probably already know that Jet is a great place to buy basics in bulk (and the more you buy, the more the total price drops). But the online superstore is good for more than just paper towels and the like. Their ~Adult Shop~ has a huge selection of toys, sexual health products, and even sex furniture. And like the rest of the site, the deals are pretty epic. Still not convinced? Check out these hella pleasing products, all under 30 bucks.
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1. A clever "mascara wand" with a truly beautiful secret.
It has three vibration settings and a pulsating "tease" mode. And the discreetness doesn't stop with the easy-to-stash-in-your-purse design — it's super quiet, too (because unlike with real mascara, volume is not what you're looking for).
Promising review: "This is the bomb! I can't say enough good things about it. It's strong, powerful, multifunctional, adorable, and discreet. This is a winner and I highly recommend it!" —Bill W.
Price: $11.35
2. A performance-enhancing cock ring and anal plug sure to become your bedroom's biggest asset.
It comes with a kit including everything you need to get the fun started (and make cleanup a breeze): desensitizing cream, two finger sleeves, lube, and toy cleaner.
Promising review: "This feels amazing! It's made of a high-quality material, and is is so comfortable that I can wear it for hours. I wouldn't hesitate to buy another!" —Archer
Price: $14.17
3. A waterproof pocket bullet vibe that proves good things come in small packages.
It also comes with a handy magnetic charger, so you'll never have to worry about batteries dying at uh, inconvenient times.
Promising review: "I don't write many reviews, but this little wonder has impressed me so much that I felt the need to let people know. This what you're looking for. This is the most powerful little vibe I've ever owned, and that includes some that we've spent hundreds of dollars on. I can't say enough good things about this — just ask my wife." —Lil man in the boat
Price: $17.97
4. A classic Jack Rabbit vibrator ready to be all ears to your needs and equally attentive to your G-spot and your clitoris.
It features eight vibration settings and four shaft rotation speeds, plus an LED control panel to make it easy to get down and dirty in the dark.
Promising review: "This is amazing! It hits all the right spots, including some I didn't even know existed! I'm more than pleased with the mind-blowing orgasm that resulted from the super stimulation of all my known and unknown sensitive spots." —Rebecca P
Price: $23.50
5. A vibrating cock ring which, not to be dramatic, might change your whole sex life for under ten bucks.
The single-use ring lasts up to 20 minutes and comes with a condom, because safety is sexy.
Promising review: "After 17 years of edgy and active couple play, my wife and I had one of the most powerful experiences of our relationship with this. Maybe it's just the way that it fit us, but believe me, all other senses shut down and both of us were left confused and dazed. Whoever invented this should be made the CEO of the company. The future is here." —Unreelvibes
Price: $7.58
6. A pair of nipple suckers to get your whole body engaged in the action (while keeping everyone's hands and mouths free to tend to other matters).
7. A powerful 11-inch vibrator for when you wanna go big or go home.
8. Specialized shower masturbation gel so you can get clean and dirty at the same time.
The label peels off easily so you can discreetly keep it close at hand.
Promising review: "This is a good product. It works well and the cleanup is easy — there's no residue. I like it better than soap or shampoo, which is what I'd normally use. The hook makes it convenient to hang in the shower so you can 'beat it out' anytime." —Richard J
Price: $18.21
9. A couple's beginner sex toy kit including an anal plug with a removable missile vibrator, a remote control bullet vibe, and two kegel balls — aka the "horny couple" starter pack.
10. A durable Pyrex massager with a graduated, bead-like texture so you can take it as far as you're comfortable. This is glass that'll make you blow.
11. Tenga eggs, textured male masturbators that give new meaning to the phrase "beat an egg."
You peel and open these like you would a real hardboiled egg, and inside is masturbation sleeve lined with a tantalizing texture. Fill it with the included lube and you're ready to go. Different eggs come with different textures, so play around to find your fave.
12. A mini waterproof massager that's great for beginners and pros alike.
It features three pulsation patterns and three different speeds, and comes with a satin storage pouch.
Promising review: "All I can say is WOW. This is my new best friend. This toy can bring about pleasure in sooo many ways. With all the different speeds and pulses, it can take care of any need, and the button to switch speeds is really easy to use. I highly recommend it if you need some extra excitement in your life! It might just make your partner jealous!" —50 Something
Price: $22.49
13. A G-spot-stimulating, vibrating strap-on to give you the best of both worlds.
14. A super-realistic dildo available in six-, seven-, and nine-inch versions to suit every body.
15. A Butterfly Kiss vibe with clitoral and G-spot stimulation that'll have you flying high.
16. An anal training kit with a small and medium plug, perfect for backdoor beginners.
17. A flavored oral sex kit to add some fresh flavor when it's time to getcha head in the game.
Both the mint blowjob kit and the strawberry cunnilingus kit include flavored oral gel, four tingly mints, and flavored lip balm plus a sheet of sexy tips. Each also comes with a small toy — a cock ring or a vibrating tongue ring, respectively.
Price: $10.54 for the "For him" Kit, $8.68 for the "For Her" kit
18. A three-way (no, not that kind of three-way) pocket vibe with interchangeable heads to satisfy every urge.
19. A set of starter Ben-Wa balls for anyone who's training their pelvic floor muscles to be champs at the orgasm Olympics.
20. An extra-large inflatable dildo that is malleable-yet-firm and guaranteed to get you pumped up.
21. A lifelike vibrator that might be even better than the real thing.
22. A Fifty Shades-themed vibrating cock ring Mr. Grey himself would wanna Steele.
23. An inflatable seat with an attached vibrator and handles at the sides, cause you're gonna want to hold on tight.
24. A sensation-changing, water-based lube that has rocked the worlds of over 2,000 reviewers.
Promising review: "You need this. My husband and I have been married for a year and together for four. We have two beautiful kids, but we've never had better sex than with this lubricant. It's warm, tingly, cool, and just feels AMAZING. Even after we finished, I was tingling until I showered."—Redheadedginger
Price: $14.97
You, minutes after your ~special package~ from Jet arrives in the mail:
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.
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