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    Oct 30, 2019

    28 Products I Simply Cannot Stop Laughing At

    "Hahahhahhahahaha" —me

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    1. A minimal, straight-to-the-point mug for anyone who finds it important to cite their sources.

    Amaon

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

    2. A too-adorable-for-words cat cap, which will turn your kitteh into a bunneh, and possibly also into an angry kitteh. They'll forgive you, probably.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Please just do yourself a favor and look at all the review photos. It was very hard to pick which ones to include in this post from all the long-eared bbs.

    Promising review: "Seriously the best purchase I’ve ever made." —shelby robe

    Get one in a random color from Amazon for $6.75.

    3. A plush ovary that'll have you fallo-peein' yourself with laughter.

    Amazon

    This egg-cellent friend's tag has a bunch of interesting facts about ovaries, so she's educational too!

    Promising review: "I had an ovary removed not long ago. I brought this plush to the hospital and said, 'Look, I have a replacement!' The doctor was laughing nervously." —Catherine B.

    Get it from Amazon for $22.99.

    4. And (speaking of ovaries) Cards Against Humanity's bloody hilarious period-themed expansion pack to ~pad~ the fan-favorite raunchy card game with time-of-the-month jokes that'll have you LOLing menstru-all night long.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "Listen up, I don't write many reviews, but this bad boy is fricking Buzz Lightyear — it went so far above and beyond. Not only were the cards hilarious, but the damn pack comes wrapped inside a pad with a little heart-shaped chocolate. I was laughing for five minutes at the packaging alone." —Kessa Rigali-Bishop

    Get it from Amazon for $7.

    5. An OMG-worthy animated animal hat ear to provide endless entertainment.

    Firebox, Katy Herman/BuzzFeed

    You just squeeze the little paws on the end of the strings to make the ears flop up and down! Trust me, it's one of the most satisfying things ever, and all of my coworkers were LOLing. If you just let the GIF above play on repeat all day, you might get a more accurate sense of how much time I spent playing with it.

    Get it from Firebox for $38.99 (available in two animals).

    6. Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence, a tome full of scientific analysis and exploration of that very important question among tons of different species.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This was a gift I gave my 45-year-old son! Yes, they never leave the fart phase. ;) But this book is actually filled with very interesting info — there's lots of science written in an entertaining fashion, and the simple illustrations fit perfectly. I'll admit that I read it before giving it to my son. He will now be the most popular teacher on his high school campus because hey, who else knows that sloths don't fart? LOL! If you're looking for something different for a gift, consider this. I think I'm going to order another one!" —Maryann Watkins

    Get it from Amazon for $8.61+.

    7. A pair of giant adhesive googly eyes so you can bring pretty much anything to life. I can't for the life of me tell you why I find the personified bush below so funny, but I do.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "These are awesome! I bought them along with a giant mustache to decorate an unsightly file cabinet that was placed in front of my desk at the office. They make everyone smile when they walk by, and they also serve as an early warning for earthquakes. It was a little tricky to remove the backing to stick them on the cabinet, but once I got it started they were easy to apply and have stayed on with no issues." —S. Freeman

    Get them from Amazon for $12.96.

    8. A squirrel in underpants air freshener that smells like pine, because that is much more pleasant than what actual squirrel undergarments would probably smell like.

    Amazon

    He needs a place to put his nuts!

    Promising review: "The scent isn't particularly strong or special, but man is this thing cute. I bought it as a Father's Day gift for my husband from one of the dogs. 'Where do you find this s%&t?' he asked, giggling like a wee school lass." —Niki GD

    Get it from Amazon for $4.94.

    9. Punny postcards featuring everyone's favorite Potions Master, because the only thing better than a pun is a Snape pun.

    KatieAbeyDesign/Etsy

    Get a pack of seven (the most powerful magical number, naturally) from KatieAbeyDesign on Etsy for $6.73.

    10. A straightforward doormat that's a very literal way to deal with the devil at your door.

    Firebox

    Get it from Firebox for $25.99.

    11. The Cat Dancer, a super-simple wire toy that's the under-$2 way to get your cat to perform the most hilarious antics of their nine lives.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Honestly, I could spend all day LOLing at the review photos.

    Promising review: "I have a whole room filled with cat toys that my cat is not interested in. It's funny how the least expensive cat toy I have makes him go crazy. He plays with this until he's panting like a dog and I've never seen him jump so high. I'm certain this toy will help him lose his belly. He loves it! I highly recommend it!" —Kwoo

    Get it from Amazon for $1.99.

    12. An insulated lunch bag that'll basically GUARANTEE no one will want to steal your lunch. If someone does, then you have bigger problems, because someone in your office might be a cannibal.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I don't get why it's getting negative reviews based on size. I mean, I've had no problem stuffing in a brain or couple of kidneys. But if you needed to carry the large intestine, we may run into a problem. Overall I'm completely satisfied." —Haley

    Get it from Amazon for $20.

    13. Much Ado About Mean Girls, because I bet you didn't realize you've been waiting your whole life to see Mean Girls rewritten in the style of the Bard. After all, if Shakespeare created hundreds of words and phrases, he of all people could probably make "fetch" happen.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "OMG, this book was hilarious! It's basically the entire Mean Girls movie turned into a Shakespearean play. The author did an amazing job translating it. All the iconic lines ('You go Glen Coco!,' 'The limit does not exist,' etc.) were given a Shakespeare makeover. Even 'Jingle Bell Rock' got translated. The author also did a good job putting in stage directions. I totally want to see this play come to life on the stage! The book also has cute little illustrations throughout which were a nice touch. If you're not familiar with Shakespearean plays, the author does include some helpful notes at the end that explain the elements." —Jessica

    Get it from Amazon for $8.37+.

    14. An instantly downloadable cross stitch template to let your guests know you accept them, bodily functions and all.

    JackTheStitcher/Etsy

    Get it from JacktheStitcher on Etsy for $6.

    15. A glorious Jeff Goldblum shower curtain that may make guests want to linger in your water closet so they can stare into those enchanting brown eyes.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is the best thing I've ever bought. Seeing my roommate's face after I put this up was priceless." —Joseph Petrucci

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    16. Or a Nicolas Cage mermaid pillowcase covered in sequins that, like the Declaration of Independence, hold a hidden secret on the other side.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I was so happy to find this pillow cover! It arrived in great condition. The sequins change from a beautiful red to the Nicholas Cage face and it makes me smile every time. It’s even comfortable enough to sleep on, and the back cover is very soft as well. Great purchase!" —Laura M

    Get it from Amazon for $8.98+ (available in 10 colors). Get an insert to fill it with here.

    17. A heatable, lavender-scented plush turkey who'll ~be there for you~ whenever you have cramps or sore muscles. All your other friends will be jealous.

    Firebox

    Get it from Firebox for $25.99.

    18. A hilariously graphic cat butt coloring book that any animal lover will find to be a-hole lot of fun.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review "Great sturdy pages, nice quality printing, and fun to color! They are single-sided pages, which I was glad about because I was using brush markers and they bled through a little. Coloring these crude pages brought me inner peace and instilled happiness in my soul." —Miss Chanandler Bong

    Get it from Amazon for $6.99. Get some top-rated colored pencils to use with it from Amazon for $3.82.

    19. A Llol-worthy tee to help you take a chance, finally face your Waterloo, kiss the teacher, be the winner who takes it all, find a man after midnight, and llay all your llove on me.

    Human

    This ABBA-solutely llama-zing design is also available on a kid's tee, baby onesie, baseball tee, sweatshirt, hoodie, racerback tank, tank top, or V-neck tee.

    Get it from Human for $21.99 (available in sizes S-3X, four tee styles, and 13 colors).

    20. A mini waving inflatable tube guy who's ready to show off his moves on your desk, because the passersby at the car dealership never fully appreciated them.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $12.95 or a similar one from Amazon for $8.99.

    21. A whimsical nose pencil sharpener it won't be rude stick pencils in during class.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $4.40.

    22. An adorable razor holder I mustache that you purchase for your bathroom ASAP.

    Amazon

    It's got suction cups that can stick to glass or tile!

    Promising review: "This is both cute and functional. It holds the newer, larger razors in place perfectly. I bought it for my elderly dad who happens to have a mustache and he giggled when he saw it. Bonus!" —CB

    Get it from Amazon for $15.99.

    23. Sassy socks available in tons of cheeky designs that'll make you smile all day.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I purchased these for my 95-year-old grandma for Mother's Day. Purple is her favorite color and sh!t is her favorite word. These were perfect! She put them on right away and wore them out to dinner :). Her smile says it all!" —KrisMV

    Get them from Amazon for $5.49+ (available in 95 designs).

    24. A delightfully nostalgic dancing Squidward Funko Pop! figure ready to show off his ~bold and brash~ moves on your desk.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $8.30.

    25. A T-Rex eating noodles ornament that is random, but that this year's tree 1,000% needs if it wants to go down in (pre)history as the best holiday decor ever. I don't make the rules.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $16.

    26. A gloriously geeky bottle of "You Smell Nothing, Jon Snow," toilet spray you can use when you feel that a rather odiferous bowel movement, not just winter, is coming.

    VictoryScreechLabs/Etsy

    Yes, it's an LOL-worthy gag, but it's practical too — it'll help the next person to use the bathroom not gag at the residual smell! All they have to do is spray the toilet water a few times before they go.

    Get it from VictoryScreechLabs on Etsy for $12.

    27. A cute kitten decal who's ~purr~fectly content to just hang out on your doorknob and make you smile.

    Amazon

    It can be removed and reused!

    Promising review: "I love this decal! It hangs on the back side of my office door and everyone finds it so funny! It brings happiness into the office. Perfect size!" —Kimmy B

    Get it from Amazon for $4.99.

    28. And a Prison Mike enamel pin that'll bring you so much joy, it just might be able to shield you from the Dementors.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $9.95.

    Live footage of me and also you rn, probably:

    Nickelodeon

    The reviews used in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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