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1. Absolutely adorable animal pens featuring kittens and pups whose tails double as the pen's click top, so you won't have to paws to remove any pesky caps.
2. A whimsical unicorn grooming kit that, unfortunately, is not a collection of tools for grooming your own pet unicorn — but it's still pretty great.
3. Small yet fierce stud earrings modeled after Justice/Queen/Superhero RBG's dissent collar, aka the collar she wears over her robes when she disagrees with the majority opinion of the court.
4. Soft and amazingly affordable Mary Jane flats that might be your true sole mates.
5. A box of funny yet meaningful affirmation cards full of wise (but not cheesy) words and whimsical illustrations sure to brighten every single day.
6. A slouchy, tie-front, waffle-knit top for anyone whose vibe is "comfy, but make it chic as heck."
7. Fun constellation socks you're definitely destined to own — it's written in the stars.
8. Delicate ear jackets Iiterally no one will believe are under $5 each.
9. Some luxurious hand cream that's not just a treat, but a necessity for folks who usually suffer through the winter with their hands feeling dryer than that vacation slideshow your aunt showed you over Thanksgiving.
10. An aww-worthy 3D-printed Oddish planter, which I guarantee is the cutest planter you'll find — even if you travel across the land, searching far and wide.
11. An amazing sticker featuring a collection of the best "Title of your sex tape" jokes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine history. This is cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt.
12. Maybelline Superstay 24 two-step liquid lipstick, a bold lippie that seriously lasts all damn day and is here to help kiss transfer marks goodbye.
13. A slow rising cat-puccino squishy that might be almost as calming as your morning cup of paw-fee.
14. Or a cat mug with second feline friend inside who'll reveal himself as you sip your beverage.
15. A super comfy bath pillow to level up your self-care routine and make your beloved tub look and feel like it's a damn luxury spa.
16. A suction-grip silicone pineapple caddy that'll make the answer to "Who lives in a pineapple under the medicine cabinet!?!?" your toothbrush and razor. SpongeBob is shook.
17. A very distinguished pet tie so your furry friend is prepared to take on any white collar environment. Just make sure to pack some treats in their briefcase, too.
18. A magically clever Extendable Ears enamel pin that any Potterhead will be more desperate to own than the Weasley twins were to hear what was happening during Order meetings.
19. And a subscription to Triwizard Club, which'll deliver (by regular mail, not owl, unfortch) a new Potter-themed tee to your door every month! Now you'll never be stuck without something to wear to the Yule Ball ever again.
20. A truly inspirational tee thats's basically the closest you can come to having Jonathan Van Ness there to cheer you on at all times.
21. Punderdome, a challenging yet hilarious game that'll really put your wits to the test as you compete to see which of your friends can concoct the most groan-worthy puns. If they're given a particularly difficult card? Well they're just gonna have to deal with it.
22. A chic bag or keyring charm that flawlessly combines fashion and function — the cute tassels conceal a USB and lightning cable!
23. A dotted reversible scarf sure to bring the sunshine even on the coldest, dreariest days.
24. A mini Bluetooth bunny speaker who'll be all ears for your favorite tunes.
25. A Mary Poppins umbrella trinket tray that'll be practically perfect in every way for storing your favorite baubles.
26. A huggable grilled cheese pillow that gives new meaning to the term "comfort food."
Check out last month's list of cheap things to treat yourself to.
So go ahead and treat yourself to everything on this list, because you deserve it, dang it!!!!
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