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1.FaceTory, an amazingly affordable subscription that'll deliver a fresh new assortment of K-beauty face masks to your door every month...for under $10. Yup, skin care dreams do come true.
2.An OMG-worthy mini animal friend who'll not only serve as a powerful Bluetooth speaker, but also has a remote selfie button on the bottom to make snapping pics a breeze. You'll never want to have another gathering without this party animal.
3.A set of fine-tip pens featuring kitties with LOL-worthy expressions you should definitely paws your work to admire.
5.A chic waterfall cardigan that's equally great for both work and weekends — and looks way pricier than it is.
6.A cheery faux succulent to bring a smile to your face every day — especially when you remember you never have to water it!
7.A genius multifunction avocado tool that's a slicer, de-pitter, and scooper all in one, so my fellow millennials and I can spend less time with avocado all over our hands in 2019.
8.And (speaking of avocados) Queer Eye: Love Yourself. Love Your Life, a gorgeous book full of personal deets about the Fab Five and all the tips you've always dreamed of them giving you in person. And yes, that includes the French tuck.
19.A gloriously geeky enamel pin for the diehard Potter fan who's realized that although the Goblet of Fire movie has been out for 13 years, they will never be able to stop themselves from trolling Michael Gambon.
20.An LOL-worthy laptop compact mirror I promise will never make you look as terrifying as when you first flip your FaceTime camera on. Of course, if you'd rather use it to take pictures of your pet surfing the web, that works too.
21.A book of challenging grid-style logic puzzles, because I know I can't possibly be the only one who actually really loved doing these in school.
22.A glam studded mini bag I honestly can't believe is less than the cost of what I had for lunch today.
24.A jumbo eggplant squishy perfect for relieving your rage at the patriarchy, your stress over not eating enough fruits and veggies, or the kind of frustration caused by not having had reason to send your group chat an eggplant emoji in a while, if you know what I mean.