The sale day to top all sale days is upon us — Black Friday. You may be feeling overwhelmed and unsure which deals to check out first, so may I suggest the internet's vast array of lightning deals and doorbusters? Aka deals that only last a limited amount of time? It's called time management, people.
1. 31% off a robot vacuum at Amazon that'll ~do the dirty work for you~ and suck up crumbs, debris, and dirt around your home. It even has smart navigation, so it'll clean rooms properly and not bang into furniture.
2. 23% off a wireless headphones/headband at Amazon to keep your ears toasty and your tunes keeping you company.
3. 30% off a pair of workout leggings WITH POCKETS at Amazon because you can never have too many. Please don't argue with me about it.
4. 74% off a pair of diamond earrings at Macy's so you can ~frost yourself~ or someone else.
5. 25% off a 14k white gold moissanite and diamond accent ring at Overstock in case you've got your eyes peeled for someone special (meaning, YOU).
6. 50% off a 23andMe DNA kit at Amazon that may get you super amped for all the ancestry research you're going to be obsessed with very soon.
7. 31% off a Ninja 5-in-1 Indoor Grill with 4-Quart Air Fryer at Bed Bath & Beyond for what'll feel like a total treat for your tired bones, er, muscles.
8. 70% off a puffy sleeve sherpa jacket from Express sure to become your new go-to.
9. 33% off an ionic straightening hairbrush at Amazon to make your hair routine a bit easier.
10. 30% off a Girlfriend Collective sports bra designed with four-way stretch fabric and a built-in support band. Psst, this medium impact must-have is actually crafted from 79% recycled plastic bottles!
11. 22% off a pearly Maybelline lip gloss at Amazon that'll be your natural lip color, but better!
12. 53% off Sperry waterproof rain boots at Nordstrom that'll come in handy for some very obvious, wet reasons.
13. 53% off the Instant Pot Duo at Macy's, which has 14 different settings you can just set and forget for cooking pretty much any kind of meal you can dream up.
14. 25% off a La Mer Miracle Moments Collection at Sephora so you can get a taste of the splurge-worthy skincare line.
15. 30% off a mini fridge at Amazon to keep their drinks and skincare products chilled. It doesn't take up a lot of space, making it perfect for dorm rooms, bathroom vanities, and kitchen counters.
16. 40% off a Michael Kors purse backpack at Macy's that's large enough (but still cute!) to tote around your essentials.
17. Up to 56% off a loose T-shirt dress at Amazon you can wear with or without tights. Win-win.
18. 51% off Kiehl's Ultra Facial Cleanser at Sephora can finally be the convincing you need to try this cult classic. (Yup, it's *that* good.)
19. 40% off a pair of Coach ankle boots at Nordstrom will easily elevate your go-to skinny jeans and sweater combo.
20. 63% off a Sam Edelman faux-fur coat at Nordstrom Rack to have you feeling like a million bucks for...well, a whole lot less than that.
21. 27% off a cooling mattress topper at Amazon as a nightly gift to Future You.
22. Up to 44% off a SodaStream Fizzi at Amazon so they can enjoy their fave carbonated drinks (like seltzer and soda) and cut back on using plastic cans.
23. Up to 23% off a sleeper sectional sofa from Overstock classic enough to fit in with pretty much any decor.
24. 69% off a Veronica Beard double-breasted blazer from Nordstrom Rack that's compatible with the brand's signature dickeys (and, um, with everything already in your closet).
25. 50% off an Urban Decay Naked Cherry Eyeshadow Palette at Sephora that'll really step up your above-the-mask lewk.
26. 62% off a Cole Haan hooded down and feather jacket at Nordstrom here to keep you feeling toasty during this winter's outdoor adventures.
27. 55% off some festive earrings at ModCloth that'll pop in all the Zoom holiday parties that are already booking up your calendar. You're just too popular.
28. 65% off a pre-lit 6-foot faux tree at Macy's in case you've had it up to there (meaning the top of this tree) with the sniffles that real trees give ya.
29. 20% off a two-drawer desk from Overstock to upgrade your work-from-home situation.
30. Or 17% off an L-shaped desk at Wayfair if you need even more room to spread out (I feel you).
31. 40% off a 10-inch smart photo frame from Kohl's you could preload with photos as a super sweet gift. You're welcome for the idea.
32. 66% off a super cozy leopard print mock-neck sweatshirt from Express that's probably exactly the winter stay-at-home wardrobe addition you've been ~on the prowl~ for.
33. Baublebar's iconic Pisa bracelets marked down to $10 so you can throw a wild arm party.
34. 26% off a faux leather recliner from Overstock you may as well park your butt in from now through 2021.
35. 20% off a Waterpik toothbrush at Kohl's to help you get that just-left-the-dentist feel without hearing about how you need to floss more often.
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