thecannaswift

I had a guy ask for an extra plate (I assumed to share food). He proceeded to Netty Pot his face into the plate at his table in the dining room. Like a monster.

I found out my ex was cheating on me when he called to warn me that the girl he was cheating with was waiting for me in my work parking lot. She had apparently filmed me from outside my office building and sent it to him in a text to show him she was coming to confront me. He was… Read More

My friend has 12 siblings. While explaining this to another friend of mine I said something along the lines of "apparently her parents don't believe in birth control". But, you guessed it, I accidentally texted it to the friend with 12 siblings. Hard to pretend you're talking about… Read More

My girl Hilarie and her sexy husband.

I was applying for a lot of different jobs when I first moved to LA. A lot of which were involved in the cannabis industry. So I had a variety of cover letters I was sending out on any given day depending on the industry that job was in. One of the cover letters was written for the… Read More

I don't even care how much people love it. Edward Scissorhands creeps me the f out.

I saw the movie About Time in the exact moment I needed to find courage to walk away from a bad relationship. Since then it has helped me through the loss of my father, complicated family relationships, moving to a different state, changing my career and falling in love again. Everything… Read More

I was super into this guy that I worked with and he was very upfront about the fact that he was not interested in me back. But that didn't stop me from volunteering to plan his surprise birthday party. Including cooking food for the day with his family, setting up HIS HOUSE for the… Read More