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1. A girlfriend or boyfriend pillow because they loathe actual human interaction. Cuddling with this pillow will suffice.
2. A travel mug that will tell the world how they really feel inside.
3. A wine or beer subscription box so they can *black out* their least favorite part of the year.
4. Coal whiskey stones because they're definitely on the naughty list and they definitely deserve coal. But at least they'll actually use this coal.
5. A Homesick candle to give them a little pick-me-up if they can't make it home for the holidays. Maybe that's why they're such a Grinch, after all.
6. Grinch hipster underwear or boxer briefs so they can conceal their identity but know that underneath it all, they are the Grinchiest of all Grinches. *insert evil laugh here*
7. A lump of coal bath set, because all they want for Christmas is for everyone to leave them alone so they can enjoy a relaxing bath.
8. Noise canceling headphones, so they can ignore everyone and everything. No Christmas carols here, folks.
9. A coloring book that screams naughty. They'll love to color these festive yet sarcastic pictures.
10. A rude door mat so no one will even DARE try to show up at their door and convince them to go a holiday party.
11. An oil diffuser that they can plug into their computer or wall outlet to reduce their stress while they are *not* holiday shopping.
12. The 12 Terrors Of Christmas, a book that puts a creepy and cynical spin on Christmas traditions, just how they like it.
13. A crew-neck sweatshirt with their favorite quotes from their idle himself, the Grinch.
14. A fuzzy throw that they'll actually want to cuddle up with. Maybe with their own version of Max.
15. A sassy mug so they can offend people without having to actually speak to them.
16. Face sheet masks that will help brighten up their resting Grinch face using vitamin E and various minerals.
17. Creepy cookie cutters, because this is the only way you can get them to bake Christmas cookies with you.
18. Grump stress relief putty so they can take out their holiday grumpiness without stealing any ornaments.
19. A middle-finger candle to help them flip off Santa as he's coming down the chimney.
20. A necklace so they can show what their tiny heart is saying.
21. Affirmation cards to give them the feels but in a snarky way. They don't like the gushy stuff, anyway.
22. A faux eject button so they can threaten to remove anyone who puts on Christmas music on their car's radio.
23. Cheeky crew socks to keep their tootsies warm and their attitude cold.
24. A Grumpy Cat T-shirt, because cats, soft tees, and the word "no" are just a few of their *sorta favorite* things.
25. A perpetual disappointments diary and planner, so they can organize all the reasons they hate Christmas, and plot how to destroy it next year.
26. A sleeping mask with built-in speakers so they can sleep until all the holiday shenanigans are over.
27. A set of boozy ornaments so you can convince them to get into the Christmas ~spirit~ without having to steal anyone's stuff.
Hopefully your gifts can get their heart to do this:
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