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1. A gigantic Snorlax beanbag chair that might have the opposite effect of the Pokéflute and send them right to sleep.
2. A miniature greenhouse kit so they can finally achieve their dreams of opening a plant store (for ants).
3. A peace sign waffle maker they'll give two fingers (pointer and middle) up for.
4. A pair of festive flamingos that are gonna ~sleigh~ the competition this lawn-decorating season. Their envious neighbors won't have a leg to stand on.
5. A planet-dotted necklace for anyone who wants their head to be the center of the universe (or solar system, anyway).
6. A doggone adorable mug that'll make them dachsh to the store to get hot cocoa.
7. A book of random illustrated facts to arm your knowledgable friend with even more obscure bits of trivia.
8. Pretending to Grownup — a card game perfect for the friend who's too whimsical to grow up.
9. A pizza box filled with patterned socks to put some pep(peroni) in their step.
10. A cookbook from Snoop Dogg so they can whip up amazing delicacies you don't even have to be high to enjoy.
11. A moss ball terrarium that's one part low-maintenance pet and one part classy decor.
12. A Star Wars thumb war book that offers various stages for their biggest battles. Dueling over who is doing the dishes has never been so dramatic.
13. And an R2S2 French press to help them stay alert and ready for the next thumb throw-down.
14. A heated corgi butt pillow that'll be the best thing they get, no butts about it.
15. A bottle of invisible ink so they can send a secret note to their coworkers to meet in the warehouse immediately. No urine needed.
16. Speaking of The Office, an enamel pin honoring your favorite show to watch together.
17. An oven mitt celebrating their elaborate microwave recipes that have only evolved since college.
18. A pair of jumbo googly eyes since they talk to their appliances enough already — might as well put faces on 'em.
19. And a googly eye planter you know they've been eyeing for a while now.
20. A hot dog-shaped pet bed for their pet who is cute enough to eat.
21. A Niffler enamel pin for the friend who is as attracted to shiny things as a, well, Niffler.
22. A screaming goat figurine worth yelling about.
23. A charming pool-themed clutch they can decorate with various lounging lady pins. Water you waiting for??? This is the perfect gift!
24. An intimidating pair of skull earrings — a bone-afide great gift for any edgy pal.
25. A set of beard ornaments for festive facial hair that rivals that of Santa.
26. A cork necklace so they can show off their favorite pins, when they finally run out of jacket and tote space.
27. A fun kigurumi to make lounging around the house feel like a solo costume party.
28. A pack of seed tags they can plant after receiving their gift — it's a gift that keeps on growing.
29. A rainbow neon light they'll give you a hue-ge thanks for when they see how good it looks in their room.
30. A sloth planner to motivate their slow-moving ass to get up and get those leaves.
31. Golden Girls Monopoly so they can thank you for being a friend.
32. A cloud bath bomb almost too cute to use, but the silver lining is that it's filled with RAINBOWS!
33. And a Quirky Crate — a subscription service that basically does the shopping for you by sending them a monthly packaged filled with goodies like socks, erasers, stickers, accessories, and more.
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