I turned 40 less than two months ago (it’s important to note that I’m barely 40 for my own sanity 😭), and I’ve always been an extremely awkward phone.. conversator? I was 16 when texting came around and I never looked back. I genuinely can’t even talk to my parents over the phone…
As a believer in reincarnation, I’m putting in a written request to come back as either Nebraska or New Mexico Barbie. I hate the heat, unfortunately, but I can always move I suppose.
Iowa and Kansas… Iowa is emotionally unavailable Brad Pitt from A River Runs Through It, but I’m happily married to a whole human being.. so a hot Ken doll doesn’t count as an affair. I don’t think.
As far as telling your doctor what medications you’re on… I was on a medication meant to wean people off of opiates. I was honest and told them I was taking it…only to be given a list of addiction treatment facilities and escorted out. I was there for massive migraines, and I was…
He was my boss at a pizza place for 6 years, We were strictly and only friends for the first 4, as we were both married to other people. My relationship fell apart about 3 years in, and I dated a couple of my coworkers 🤦🏻♀️, but I didn’t really click with them. Then, my boss started…
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