My father who can't cook - can't use the microwave, called me to mansplain how to season my cast iron pan. He was wrong and then wanted to argue about the smoke point of olive oil.
He showed up stoned, forgot his wallet and made me pay. We went to Five Guys and be ordered two burgers and stuffed them in his mouth in a single bite each. I considered asking if there was a back door I could sneak out but stuck the date out instead. Upon walking out of the restaurant…Â
"But its like eating cheerio's every meal, at first its not too bad, but by the end you dont want no more and I think I need me some fruit loops" sent via instant messenger. Nothing can top being compared to cereal.
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