1. A two-person bistro set that will help to turn your outdoor space into your favorite room in, er, outside the house. Get that vitamin D!
2. A set of 1,000-thread count Egyptian cotton sheets because, as all people who are forced to adult know, there is nothing more life changing than a good night's sleep.
3. A makeup and skincare organizer that can support your updated routine. Pssst...wear the sunscreen.
4. A set of two velvet throw pillows because you've reached the stage of life where it's okay for pillows to be purely decorative (though that won't stop you or your friends from napping on them).
5. An updated light fixture for above your vanity because there's nothing vain about wanting your bathroom to look nice...and you really do need some extra light to be able to see well.
6. A 10-pack of new cabinet pulls, because your builder-grade cabinetry could use a makeover...but you could do without a full kitchen reno. This is the *perfect* solution.
7. A iRobot Roomba, which will quietly do one of your least favorite chores for you literally the second you tell it to and is probably much more effective than having your pet eat what's fallen on the ground.
8. An Amber Lewis x Loloi rug that you've totally seen on Instagram and actually fits your room. With a deal like this you can actually spring for a large-size one. Pretty exciting stuff these days, right?
9. An adjustable-width closet organizer to give you the closet of your dreams (okay, so it's not quite a full walk-in with a dressing area and a shoe wall, but this will do the trick).
10. A console table that will have you feeling like pure gold once you style it with your trinkets and coffee table books.
11. A clear plastic organizer that will help give your pantry the rainbow-organized glow-up it deserves. You're basically on your way to getting your own TV show now.
12. A stylish adjustable standing desk, because you don't need anything too fancy, but you do need something better than the cardboard boxes you've had stacked for longer than you'd like to admit.
13. A solid wood book stand that will help you keep your place in your cookbook during the busiest cooking moments...or hold your tablet so you can keep watching And Just Like That while you're making mac 'n' cheese from the box. Both are acceptable options.
14. A hall tree so you don't feel tempted to move just to get a coat closet. No more tripping over that gigantic pile of shoes, jackets, backpacks, and purses next to the door.
15. A cute and compact air fryer that will make you actually want to heat up those leftovers to crispy perfection. Food waste? Yeah, that was a thing of your youth.
16. A KitchenAid stand mixer so stylish it'll look like kitchen decor on your countertop. But this beauty does more than just look good, it also whips, mixes, and blends to perfection.
17. A convertible sofa that not only shows you have good taste but also that you're a thoughtful host for out-of-town guests. This is perfect if you don't have a separate guest bedroom but really wish you did.
18. A 23-piece nylon and bamboo kitchen utensil set because your hodge-podge collection looks a little...tired. Like, tomato-stained and melted-in-a-few-spots tired.
19. A three-bag laundry sorter with shelving that will turn your least favorite chore into the stuff organizing dreams are made of (and maybe even prevent more laundry mountains from forming).
20. A roll-up dish-drying rack — it allows the water to drip right back into your sink which makes literally SO MUCH SENSE. When you're done, just roll it right back up and store it in a cabinet!
21. An upgraded showerhead with different water pressure options because the ~drip, drip, drip~ you currently have is just not working for you.
22. A set of two pretty canvas prints to hang on the white wall that you've spent way too much time staring at and trying to figure out what to do with. Blank walls? BYE.
23. A pull-down touch-activated faucet that you can install yourself and might even make doing the dishes more enjoyable. Yeah, let that *sink* in.
24. A solid wood room divider so you can carve out some space for a WFH office or create the perfect private workout area for your beloved stationary bike.
25. A splurge-worthy refrigerator upgrade you will use every single day and wonder how you ever lived without it before. The "family hub" can show photos, play music, display recipes, and even show you what's inside the fridge without opening the door.
26. A surprisingly strong magnetic knife holder to free up some space (and will make opening your drawer a little less... dangerous) while actually looking pretty ~sharp~ on your wall.
27. A sleek double trash can with a silent and slow close lid to make your garbage area less...ya know, trashy. It's really amazing what keeping your recyclables contained will do for your kitchen.
28. A realistic-looking faux fiddle-leaf fig tree, which will give you all the benefits of looking like an adult who can keep a plant alive without having to actually, ya know, do that.
29. A multi-tiered plant stand, if you prefer the real deal, because taking care of your beloved plant babies can be super fulfilling.
30. A Nespresso machine, because you deserve to drink good coffee every morning and maybe feel transported to Europe as you sip your brew.
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