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24 Stuffed Toys To Buy The Weirdest Person You Know

Teddy bears aren't as exciting as cuddly organs.

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1. These giant microbes:

2. This literal bouquet of dinosaurs:

Better than flowers. Find them here.

3. This piece of roadkill:

4. This plush "pee and poo" duo:

5. This doughnut:

6. This collection of plush organs:

Find the heart, colon, bladder, and more here.

7. This plush octopussy:

8. These chubby creatures:

9. Or a fancier narwhal:

10. These Tetris shapes:

11. This Monty Python plush:

12. This blobfish:

13. This stuffed Grumpy Cat:

14. This cuddly uterus:

15. This cuddly condom:

16. These pickles:

17. This rabbit:

18. This deteriorating zombie:

19. This slice of pizza:

20. The Dumb Ways to Die characters:

Find all the clueless characters here.

21. This Alien Facehugger:

22. This giant carrot body pillow:

23. This rainbow opossum:

24. These STDs:

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