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100 Times Women Were Fucking Hilarious On Twitter In 2017

"When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT."

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when you meet other drunk girls in the bathroom and have a heart to heart about how beautiful they are and how they… https://t.co/0l4gGREyO7

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Me walking in to school after being suspended

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Do men like being kicked in the sack? Women in new survey given after being shown this headline say yes.

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When you've already taken off your makeup for the night, but your friends invite you to @Applebees for $1 margarita… https://t.co/eXs2IeUJlB

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Me before a first date: "I want to make a good impression, I shouldn't drink too much." Me during a first date:

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Oloni : Ask a guy you fancy out on a date and screenshot his response Me :

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“what’s it like having a sister?”

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the body type that didn’t ask for ur opinion vs. the body type that didn’t ask for ur opinion

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Apparently, sometimes Google's translation app mistakes facial features for translatable text.

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women don't fancy men when they see good-looking chips

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