1. This singing Michael Jackson banana.
2. This furry Valentine's gift.
3. These leopard-print batteries.
4. These socks.
5. This bottle of decaf 5-hour Energy.
6. This twerking dog.
7. This water bottle label.
8. This hairdryer.
9. This farting Teddy bear.
10. And this board game.
11. This feline-themed craft book.
12. This Croc monster.
13. This bloody Halloween costume.
14. This shitty calendar.
15. This bar of chocolate.
16. This celebrity-branded duct tape.
17. This T-shirt.
18. And finally, these condoms.
