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27 Things You Learn After Moving To Toronto

If you get lost in the PATH, you're going to die in the PATH.

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4. And your dream of ever owning a home died the second you saw what kind of houses cost $1 million in the city.

Well, technically it's $999,999, but still.

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16. If you say you're from Toronto but you're really from Etobicoke, people will judge you.

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Same for Scarborough, North York, Thornhill, Pickering, Richmond Hill, Oakville, Burlington, and basically anywhere that isn't Toronto proper.

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20. Going to Dance Cave is asking for trouble. Fun trouble, but trouble.

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If you make it through the night without puking, making out with a rando, or getting thrown out by the bouncers, you have achieved the impossible.

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22. You either love the Toronto International Film Festival, or you hate it — there is no in between.

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It's either your best chance to meet Tom Hiddleston, or it's a massive inconvenience that makes your commute terrible.

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