1. You can identify tourists immediately based on how they pronounce "Toronto."
2. At most, you're two degrees of separation from someone from Degrassi.
3. Apartment hunting? Pick two: luxury, affordability, not a basement.
4. And your dream of ever owning a home died the second you saw what kind of houses cost $1 million in the city.
Well, technically it's $999,999, but still.