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Take This Color Test And We'll Reveal The One Secret You Don't Want Anyone To Know

Take This Color Test And We'll Reveal Your Deepest, Darkest Secret

We get it; you were out of options. The FBI was right on your tail, and you couldn't go back to jail. Your only option was to steal the identity of a man who nobody would miss. But no matter how far you run, you'll never be able to escape your guilt.

You once stole a dead man's identity

You know you're lying. The dentist knows your lying. Why do you insist on this ridiculous charade?

You tell the dentist you floss but you don't

It was in your back pocket while you sat down on the toilet, and when you pulled your pants back up, the phone fell out and into the bowl. Luckily, you fished it out and dried it off in time to prevent any lasting damage, but you still know that you've been using a toilet phone ever since.

You've dropped your phone in the toilet

At best, you give a slight smile. But usually not even that. The lie is killing you inside.

You write "LOL" when you are not, in fact, laughing out loud

While your followers think your life is filled with glamorous photo shoots on the beach and delicious food, in real life most of your downtime is spent on the couch watching whatever Netflix has to offer. But Netflix is way more fun than real life, tbh.

Your life isn't as exciting as it looks on Instagram

You don't know why you did it. Maybe you just needed to feel alive for once. And you did, for a short time. But the guilt that gnaws at your soul every day has been the worst punishment you could imagine. Oh my god, what if that corner store went out of business because of you????

You stole a candy bar when you were 11 and still feel bad about it

You join in with the jokes and the memes, but for real, you think this is the greatest movie ever made, and you're terrified of anyone finding out.

You unironically think "Bee Movie" is the best movie ever made

I mean, it had a square head. Yeah, sure, Sharon, your baby's great.

You told your co-worker her baby was cute, but it wasn't that cute

You once had a sex dream about Shrek

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