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1. A pack of hydrocolloid, tea tree, calendula oil, and CICA-infused acne patches that'll easily blend into your skin while they spot treat your pimples.
2. A pack of Miracle-Gro plant food spikes designed to help give your leafy green friends the yummy nutrients they need (for up to two months) — and since now you'll have a plant that doesn't die the second it comes into your home, you'll need to keep buying these nutritious little sticks.
3. A bottle of sweet and slightly spicy Mike's Hot Honey that you should really have on hand year-round, but if you don't let's use right now as your excuse to buy it.
4. A super-soft fleece blanket you might as well buy two of 'cause you're gonna be fighting your pupper for it.
5. A pack of multi-colour divider sticky notes — new school year, new you! And that means staying on top of all your readings, notes, classes...the whole gamut.
6. A FlexiSnake drain cleaning tool can help in pulling out some of the most messed-up crap you've ever seen out of your drain and will continue to see as long as you have all that hair.
7. A set of stain-removing Tide To-Go pens — you should know why! You know damn well why.
8. A pack of disposable Houseplant Sticky Stakes that'll attract and trap whiteflies, fungus gnats, blackflies, thrips, fruit flies, midges, and other flying insects without using any pesticides.
9. A pack of Bottle Bright tablets for an all-natural, biodegradable, odour-free way to clean your water bottle.
10. A box of Mr. Clean Magic Erasers so you can finally, FINALLY clean out your microwave and keep it clean!!! (A parade will be held in your honor at a later date.)
11. A pack of ultra-sanitizing Purell Wipes to keep you clean and germ-free — I know, what a concept!
12. A plant-based stain remover capable of breaking down the most stubborn, caked-on, basically permanent, stains your furniture and clothes have ever seen.
13. A deep-cleaning, foaming garbage disposal cleaner, because that smell you can't seem to figure out is probably coming from your drain and that's just so gross.
14. A bottle of Downy Wrinkle Release Spray to help you look like you didn't just roll out of bed — also, please tuck in your shirt!
15. A pack of melatonin, 5-HTP, and GABA filled Dream Water packets that's said to help promote sleep and relaxation at bedtime.
16. A washing machine cleaning powder to help kill that odd smell and kinda gross buildup that can happen inside your appliance.
17. A pack of pre-moistened eye-makeup correcting swabs to help fix those little mistakes you can't ever seem to avoid during your beauty routine.
18. A box of cleaning cups for your Keurig that'll remove residue and rinse away coffee oils left by your favourite pods.
19. An effective shoe cleaning kit complete with a cleaner that works on any colour and on almost every type of shoe out there to get rid of dirt and stains in every nook and cranny after you jump into too many piles of leaves.
20. A pack of travel-friendly laundry detergent that'll make traveling with fewer clothes way easier — now you can just wash what you bring.
21. A pack of DenTek slim brushes to get your lunch out of your teeth and make it okay to smile again.
22. A concentrated-gel mold and mildew cleaner designed to get deep into your crevices and get rid of that ugly (and sometimes dangerous) buildup.
23. A weekly student planner designed with spaces for assignments, priorities, class schedules, monthly highlights — honestly it's an amazing little organizer and even though I'm not in school I kinda wanna buy it to help organize my life.
24. A bottle of Mavala Stop — a handy little formula that's bitter but totally harmless, so every time you put your hands in your mouth it tastes so bad that you won't want to do it again!
25. A dishwasher cleaner capable of getting deep down in there to dissolve and remove odour-causing residue, get rid of lime and mineral buildup, and basically make your dishwasher look and work like new.
26. A pack of heavy-duty multi-surface cleaning wipes for help getting those gross and messy spills without any water.
27. And a gentle earwax removal aid that'll cleanse your ears using microfoam that softens earwax, making it easy to get right out.
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