1. A pack of Sharpie gel pens that write suuuuuuper smoooooothly — and don't worry, unlike the markers, this ink won't bleed through to the other side of the page. It's about time Sharpie got into the pen game.
2. A ring light that'll finally give you those bomb selfies you've been trying to take in your dark room, where unflattering shadows seem to multiply every day.
3. This Fenty highlighter that'll make you feel like a radiant goddess blessed by Queen Rihanna herself.
4. A dog collar and leash that'll help with any dog who basically wants to drag you up and down every street, into every bush, and up every tree.
5. And, while we're at it, a huge box of dog poop bags made of recycled materials, because you should pick up your dog's poop, but you should also be a bit kinder to Mother Earth.
6. These foaming Mr. Clean Magic Erasers that'll make your dingy bathroom sparkle and shine. Like their OG cousins, they're super tough on grime and dirt. In just a few swipes, hard water stains and other bathroom muck will disappear like magic.
7. This incredibly soft, fluffy blanket that'll keep you warm and cozy during those cold, Canadian winter months.
8. A set of pan scrapers that'll remove hardened food from your baking pans, so you won't have to use your nails or a knife to do it. They're made of nylon, so they won't scratch or damage your cookware.
9. A big, BIG Brita water dispenser, because you're trying to stay hydrated, but it's hard when regular pitchers only hold so much. You just want some clean, cold water whenever you want — is that so much to ask??? (No.)
10. This wearable acupressure tool that reviewers say has basically eliminated their chronic headaches and sinus pain altogether. Since it's wearable and completely adjustable, you can pop it on and go about your day — set it and forget it, baby!
11. A Tower 28 lip jelly, if you're tired of the matte lip trend and prefer the look of a plumper, juicier pout. The formula is oil based, meaning you won't have to deal with the dreaded stickiness of a traditional gloss.
12. A hand mask that'll return some much-needed moisture to your dry skin. The gloves are lined with a coconut-infused serum that'll soften and hydrate your skin, and they use your natural body heat to create warmth, so the oils penetrate deep into your dermis.
13. This all-natural Herbivore Blue Tansy clarifying mask that'll exfoliate away any buildup on your skin, while also ~chilling out~ angry breakouts. The cooling gel is infused with fruit enzymes and white willow bark that'll soothe irritation — perfect for any unwelcome blemishes.
14. A coffee mug shaped like the unofficial animal of Toronto, the regal raccoon, poking out of one of the city's trash bins. A case of art imitating life.
15. A light therapy lamp which can help your mood and overall disposition during winter, when the sun likes to set way too early, in my opinion.
Your life, seeing you about to buy all these products?
