1.
This person who understands time better than the rest of us.
2.
This person who only listens to music for smart people.
3.
This person who only watches television shows for smart people.
4.
The person who is so smart, they became the teacher.
5.
This person who is too smart to communicate clearly.
6.
This person who has a terrible time at parties.
8.
This person who is so smart, they have to act dumb.
9.
This person who offers unsolicited vocabulary lessons.
10.
This person who is an expert on "boilogy."
11.
This person who is too smart to laugh.
12.
This person who looks down on their sibling's different life path.
13.
This person who is so funny that people don't realize they're funny.
14.
This person who just wants a worthy foe in the battle of wits.
15.
This person who is definitely never getting their phone back.
16.
This person who still can't find love on Bumble.
17.
This person who laments that he'll be single forever.
