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How Much Of A Buzzkill Are You?

"Well, ACTUALLY..."

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  1. Check off everything you've been guilty of doing:

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    Corrected a friend’s grammar
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    Corrected a stranger’s grammar
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    Made fun of anyone for using the word “like” too much
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    Gotten angry over someone using the word “octopi” because that’s the incorrect way of pluralizing “octopus”
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    Said, "Frankenstein was the scientist who created him; you're thinking Frankenstein's MONSTER"
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    Said, "Actually the term is FIFTH wheel, regardless of how many people are involved in the situation”
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    Interrupted someone who was telling a joke so you could say the punchline
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    Said, “You’ve already told me this” when someone starts telling you a story
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    Said, “I’ve already seen this” when someone starts showing you a funny video
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    Commented on a funny video of an animal to reveal that there’s actually a tragic medical reason the animal is acting that way
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    Said, "Oh, you wouldn’t know them" when someone asked about an obscure band you listen to
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    Spoiled the latest episode of Game of Thrones for someone who was just about to watch it
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    Reminded people that most of the drama on reality shows is fake and manufactured
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    Pointed out the scientific inaccuracies in Star Wars
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    Pointed out that Darth Vader never actually says “Luke, I am your father”
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    Complained that the Fast & Furious movies are unrealistic, as if anyone watches those movies for realism
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    Told someone who was excited to see a film that you’d already seen it and it wasn’t that good
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    Told a friend that the animals in all the old movies they love are probably dead now
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    Eaten pizza with a knife and fork
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    Told someone how many calories are in the food they’re eating
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    Ordered at a restaurant and asked for every single ingredient on the side
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    Told a waitress, “No, Pepsi is not OK”
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    Insisted on not getting a table on the patio just in case it begins to rain later
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    Gone to a foreign food restaurant and insisted on saying all the names of food with the authentic pronunciation
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    Refused to eat anything with gluten in it even though you don’t have a gluten allergy
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    Refused to eat from a food truck because there’s no air conditioning or tables
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    Lectured about the nutritional benefits of kale every time you notice someone eating kale
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    Used a calculator to split the bill with your date
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    Forced someone to watch Requiem for a Dream on your first date
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    Responded to an emotionally charged text from a close friend to mock an autocorrect mistake in their message
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    Promised to feed your friends snacks if they helped you move but then gave them vegetables and dip
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    Asked your friends to come up with plans because you’re so bored, but then shot down every single one of their suggestions
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    And then been furious if they ever try to make plans without you
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    Said, “Ugh, I hate summer, I can’t wait until autumn” on the first day of summer
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    Told your friends exactly how many days there are until the new school year starts
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    Called the cops on a teen house party because it was so loud you couldn't listen to your favourite Morrissey album
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    Replied to someone wishing you a happy new year with “Whatever, it happens every year”
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    Celebrated a birthday by reminding everyone that you’re one year closer to death
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    Insisted that there’s no point in engaging in any political election because we’re all going to die someday anyway
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    Asked an unemployed person how the job search is going
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    Asked a just-married couple when they’re going to have children
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    Lectured a pregnant woman about overpopulation
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    Posted a vague Facebook status about how nobody appreciates you
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    Posted a vague Facebook status about how nobody appreciates you and when someone comments to ask you what’s wrong, you reply with “I don’t want to talk about it”
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    Told a recent graduate that their chosen field of work is "very competitive" and they probably won’t succeed
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    Insisted on calling the hockey team “The Toronto Maple Leaves” because the current name is grammatically problematic
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    Insisted on getting to a concert the moment the doors open — not to get to the front of the stage, but so you can get a good seat because the music sounds just as good if everyone just sits quietly
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    Refused to dress up for a theme party and scoffed at anyone who did
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    Interrupted a conversation to tell everyone all about the weird dream you had last night
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    Begun a sentence with, “Well, ACTUALLY...”
 
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