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For Anyone Harbouring Secret Lust For Kristian Bruun On "Orphan Black"

Twerk it, Donnie Hendrix.

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Look, we all know Tatiana Maslany is the queen.

(And so are Tatiana Maslany, Tatiana Maslany, and Tatiana Maslany.)
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(And so are Tatiana Maslany, Tatiana Maslany, and Tatiana Maslany.)

And "Orphan Black" features more than its fair share of male eye candy.

Dylan Bruce, Jordan Gavaris, Ari Millen, Josh Vokey, Kevin Hanchard, and Michiel Huisman? Yes, please.
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Dylan Bruce, Jordan Gavaris, Ari Millen, Josh Vokey, Kevin Hanchard, and Michiel Huisman? Yes, please.

But whenever Kristian Bruun is on screen, you start to experience... stirrings.

Yeah, you wear that suit, Donnie Hendrix.
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Yeah, you wear that suit, Donnie Hendrix.

The Craft Room of Torture scene in Season 1 gave you strange feelings.

http://orphanblack.tumblr.com/post/49639445493/burn-baby-burn
http://orphanblack.tumblr.com/post/49639445493/burn-baby-burn
http://orphanblack.tumblr.com/post/49639445493/burn-baby-burn

It wasn't supposed to be sexy... So why do you feel this way?

His fist bumps have undeniable sexual connotations.

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*exhales loudly*

It goes without saying that you watched the twerking scene on repeat for hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ura2PkfotTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ura2PkfotTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ura2PkfotTs

Oh, to be one of those pieces of glitter.

Even his bloopers send your mind to dirty places.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGMvngMPDAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGMvngMPDAg

Clinical and sexy, amiright?

His excitement over Comic Con made YOU excited, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIzLahHcKHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIzLahHcKHE

Though perhaps not in the way he intended you to.

When you see Kristian dance, you just want to get all up ons.

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So much energy!

The fact that he's so supportive of his on-screen wife only makes him more desirable.

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We'll vote for Alison Hendrix with you all night.

The man can really wear a suit.

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Bow ties are cool.

When Kristian is surrounded by his co-stars, you still only have eyes for him.

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No, you come on, baby.

He even makes a sunburn look good.

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Looks like someone needs to have aloe rubbed all over him.

His singing voice makes you swoon harder than ever.

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You don't need to be on your own. Just sayin'.

You're not the most obvious hunk on "Orphan Black," but you're number one in our hearts.

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And please never put on pants again.