Look, we all know Tatiana Maslany is the queen.
And "Orphan Black" features more than its fair share of male eye candy.
But whenever Kristian Bruun is on screen, you start to experience... stirrings.
The Craft Room of Torture scene in Season 1 gave you strange feelings.
It wasn't supposed to be sexy... So why do you feel this way?
His fist bumps have undeniable sexual connotations.
It goes without saying that you watched the twerking scene on repeat for hours.
Oh, to be one of those pieces of glitter.
Even his bloopers send your mind to dirty places.
Clinical and sexy, amiright?
His excitement over Comic Con made YOU excited, too.
Though perhaps not in the way he intended you to.