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Where In Canada Should You Move To If Trump Becomes President?

If you're going to move here, you need a destination, eh?

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Many Americans vowed to move to Canada if Trump becomes President. Maybe you're one of them. But if you're going to move here, the question is: Where, exactly, should you go?

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Where In Canada Should You Move To If Trump Becomes President?

You got: St. John's, Newfoundland

St. John's is filled with friendly, hard-working people. Donald Trump wouldn't be caught dead associating with them, which means that's where you should move.

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You got: Quebec City, Quebec

A charming, tasteful city full of French people? There is literally zero chance of Trump ever finding you here.

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You got: Sudbury, Ontario

Sudbury has the Big Nickel. Do you think Trump would go anywhere near a nickel, even if it's giant? Nope. You're safe here.

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You got: Miramichi, New Brunswick

Have you ever heard of Miramichi? Neither has anyone in Canada. But you know what that means: Trump won't know where it is, either.

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You got: Charlottetown, P.E.I.

Charlottetown is the perfect place to hide from Trump. He's not going to scuff his golden shoes with all that red dirt, is he?

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You got: Churchill, Manitoba

Churchill is the polar bear capital of the world! And even if, by some small chance, Trump goes there, the bears might eat him. There's no downside here.

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You got: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

There is no building in Saskatoon tall or hideous enough for Trump to put his name on, so it's the perfect place to get away from him.

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You got: Lake Louise, Alberta

Trump would never visit a place named after a woman, would he? So that's where you should go if you want to escape him.

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You got: Victoria, British Columbia

Do you have any idea how many hippies there are in Victoria? A lot. Do you know what Trump hates? Hippies. Time for you to buy a one-way ticket here.

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You got: Yellowknife, N.W.T.

The Northern Lights of Yellowknife would probably confuse Trump; he'd think it was the work of aliens (who, he'd insist, were there illegally). What better place to steer clear of him?

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You got: Whitehorse, Yukon

You'll have to get used to snow, but consider this: the farther and deeper you get into the wilderness, the farther away you get from Trump.

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You got: Iqaluit, Nunavut

Sure, it's freezing and isolated here. But you know what's not here? Donald Trump. You know what you have to do.

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