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    Posted on Oct. 14, 2015

    23 Tweets Guaranteed To Make Canadians Laugh Every Time

    “3 out of the 5 Great Lakes are really just okay lakes."

    1. On Canada Post:

    Ok, fair enough @canadapostcorp that’s a decent reason to not drop the package off at my door.

    2. On time travel:

    The dollar is worth 70 cents. Shania Twain is on tour. The Blue Jays are in first place. You damn millennials actually brought the 90s back.

    3. On Canada Day:

    I can't believe Drake discovered Canada almost 150 years ago.

    4. On Halloween:

    The only problem with Halloween in Canada is trying to fit a snowsuit underneath your costume.

    5. On our national language:

    I didn't realize "Canadian" was a language. Do they teach the "Eh, B, C's"? #EverySentenceEndsInHockey

    6. On dating:

    Toronto girls are the meanest. Sometimes I would rather get the fake number than a "get out of our washroom"

    7. On seizing the moment:

    I always wonder how many of the incidents we investigate started with someone yelling YOLO...

    8. On #peegate:

    Meanwhile in #Canada 🇨🇦 #peegate 😂

    9. On the Great Lakes:

    3 out of the 5 Great Lakes are really just okay lakes.

    10. On expectations:

    When I die, I want the #leafs to lower me into my grave, so that they can let me down, one more time.

    11. On local news:

    meanwhile, in Canada

    12. On construction:

    Only in Montreal can u leave for 3 months and return with every construction cone in the exact same spot

    13. On priorities:

    14. On a certain former mayor of a certain major Canadian city:

    You know what they say: Film me smoking crack once, shame on you; film me smoking crack twice, shame on PLEASE MAY I HAVE MORE CRACK

    15. On said certain former mayor:

    When your old high school buddy comes to visit you and your new friends at University.

    16. On Russia's invasion of Ukraine:

    Geography can be tough. Here’s a guide for Russian soldiers who keep getting lost & ‘accidentally’ entering #Ukraine

    17. On our federal leaders:

    "I have fought for Canada my whole life," says Mulcair. #macdebate

    18. On Canadian cuisine:

    Smoke's Poutine: "How do you like your poutine?" Me: "Now"

    19. On Canadian Thanksgiving:

    It's Canadian Thanksgiving, which is like American Thanksgiving but it's in a different country on a different day and we eat Pomeranians

    20. On savvy shopping habits:

    woman in front of me at newfoundland drug store trying to return nineteen cans of condensed milk purchased a year ago at another location

    21. On word association:


    22. On Canada's royal couple:

    Avril Lavigne divorcing Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger. "I found out he was the frontman for Nickelback," said Lavigne.@absrdNEWS

    23. On Drake:

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