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Be careful: They'll all be polite, but they might not be your best friend.

Can You Pick The Right Canadian Best Friend?

And frankly, she was just being polite. She's got a lot of other stuff going on right now, and you're not part of it. Sorry.

No! Carly Rae Jepsen only told you to MAYBE call her!

No! Justin Bieber is... well...

Seriously, he never puts that thing down. Is he waiting for someone to call? Why doesn't he just text them? Who even calls it a "cell phone" anymore?

No! Drake keeps staring at his cell phone!

Not only is she an incredible actress, but Ellen Page is brilliant, funny, and she stands up for what she believes in. Also, did you see _Whip It_? That movie ruled. You guys will be Best Friends Forever... forever.

Yes! Ellen Page is the perfect best friend!

Hey, Justin cares about you, but in the way that he cares about _all_ of Canada... Because he's the Prime Minister. He's got a lot of stuff on his plate. Not a lot of time to play laser tag with you.

No! Justin Trudeau's too busy running the country!

"But _The Matrix_ was just a movie!" Yeah, just keep telling yourself that. No, Keanu is The One, he knows kung fu, and he'll totally use it on you. Stay woke, fam.

No! Keanu Reeves will use kung-fu on you!

Don't be offended — Alessia thinks you're very nice, but she didn't really want to come to this party anyway, and she's wondering what she's doing here.

No! Alessa Cara just wants to go home!

He's either in space or talking about space or taking up space, and while that's obviously the coolest thing ever, there's just no room to be your best friend. Unless you're also going into space. Are you going into space? No? Then forget it.

No! Chris Hadfield is doing space stuff!

Imagine standing next to Shay Mitchell. Imagine trying to compete with her gorgeous, flowing hair that probably smells like sunshine and unicorn. You'd just fade into the background. Shay is wonderful, but this friendship just won't work.

No! Shay Mitchell will overshadow you with her amazing hair!

Yeah, loser, they're going shopping. No room in the car for you. God, it's like you're obsessed with her.

No! Rachel McAdams already has plans with the plastics!

He just will not stop pacing up and down back-alley streets featuring lots of graffiti, making important monologues about hard-hitting Canadian issues. And that's awesome to watch, sure, but if he were your best friend, you'd never sit down again. You would die of exhaustion.

No! Rick Mercer will never stop ranting!

He's been needing stitches for quite a while, and he's finally getting it taken care of. He really should have gone to the hospital a long time ago. You hope that cut doesn't get infected.

No! Shawn Mendes needs stitches!

Don't take it personally. Sandra Oh is way cooler than everybody.

No! Sandra Oh is too cool for you!

You don't want to be friends with [the meanest Canadian in the world](http://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/outlier-canadian-oleary)! He'll call you a bozo, he'll make fun of your ideas, and he'll embarrass you on national television. You can do SO MUCH better.

No! Kevin O'Leary is SO MEAN!

I mean, maybe you _do_ need better shoes, but you really just wanted to hang out and do nothing today, you know? No trips to the mall, thank you.

No! Ryan Gosling will judge your shoes!

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