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Can You Pick The Right Canadian Animal?

You chose the Canada Goose? ARE YOU INSANE? Those things are evil shitting monsters that will attack you without provocation. They'll kill your whole family and be happy about it. WHO PICKS THE CANADA GOOSE?

You chose the wrong Canadian animal

"But it's the official symbol of Canada!" Yeah, and also the source of a billion unfunny sexual innuendos. WE GET IT, IT'S SLANG FOR VAGINA.

Hey, I get it, man. Look at those eyes! But they're very social animals and make a lot of noise, and sometimes you just want some goddamned peace and quiet, you know?

The loon is on the Canadian dollar coin, and have you _seen_ what the Canadian dollar is worth nowadays? It's pathetic.

Moose are huge, they'll chase you down, and they'll stab your butt with those antlers. Yes, you should respect the moose, but from far, far away.

You didn't even know that the Canadian horse is the other official animal symbol of Canada besides the beaver, did you? [It's true](http://www.pch.gc.ca/eng/1363193195814/1363193294910#a8). Look at it, with that majestic mane and shiny coat. Absolutely stunning, eh?

You chose the right Canadian animal

Who doesn't love a fat squirrel? Sadly, though, fat squirrels are just a seasonal thing — come spring, they're just regular old skinny squirrels, and not nearly as adorable. Sorry, but nope.

"But they're so cute and fuzzy and they love Coca-Cola!" Yeah, and they won't think twice before chomping their sharp teeth into your soft, weak flesh. Not so cute when your blood is splashed across the tundra, huh?

Look, we all loved Conrad. He was a big and influential part of all of our lives. But he's gone now, and he wouldn't want you to live like this. It's time to move on. It doesn't mean we have to forget him; it just means we're opening our hearts to a new kind of love.

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