1.
The person who was straight-up murdered:
2.
The people who matched and didn't realize they'd already met:
3.
The person who tried to compliment one of his match's photos:
4.
The person who matched with someone they used to bully:
5.
The guy who set himself up for disappointment:
6.
When autocorrect worked in the worst way:
7.
The person who tried to be clever with the wrong person:
8.
This unfortunate exchange:
10.
The person who got caught reusing an opening line:
11.
The person who had their pickup line thrown back at them:
12.
The person who tried to flirt with an airline employee:
13.
This person, whose love account is now bankrupt:
14.
The person who tried their best to make Kate laugh:
15.
The woman with the ironic college major:
16.
The person who really should have expected this answer:
17.
This swing-and-a-miss:
18.
And this user, who at least was honest: