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Ohhhhh scheiße. Du hast es vermasselt. Du hast irgendwie, nun ja... eine Zeitmaschine gestohlen. Und du bist in die 1950er Jahre zurückgekehrt. Und dann, also... ist die Zeitmaschine verschwunden. Also sitzt du jetzt in den 1950er Jahren fest. SCHEEEEEIIIIIßE.

Du bist ZIEMLICH sicher - so um die 75% sicher - dass die Zeitmaschine für dich zurückkommt. Irgendwann. In der Zwischenzeit musst du dich jedoch in die Kultur der 1950er Jahre einfügen, OHNE etwas zu machen, dass den Zahlenstrahl komplett durcheinander bringt, wenn du wieder in die Zukunft zurückkehrst.  SEI ÄUßERST VORSICHTIG.

Kannst du in der Zeit zurückreisen, ohne die Zukunft komplett zu verkorksen?

Ahhhh, merda. Você estragou tudo. Você meio que, bem... roubou uma máquina do tempo. E voltou na década de 1950. E então, tipo... a máquina do tempo desapareceu. Então agora você está preso na década de 1950. MERDAAAA.

Você está BASTANTE convencido — tipo, 75% convencido — de que a máquina do tempo voltará para você. Eventualmente. Nesse meio tempo, no entanto, você deve misturar-se à cultura da década de 1950 SEM fazer nada que foda a linha do tempo quando você voltar para o futuro. SEJA MUITO CUIDADOSO.

Você é capaz de voltar no tempo sem foder totalmente o futuro?

Can You Time Travel To The 1950s Without Fucking Up The Future?

Can You Go Back In Time Without Totally Fucking Up The Future?

First, you'll need some new clothes.  
Choose a look:  


Choose something innocuous to do (which might have dire consequences):

Now, choose a place to lay low for a while:

Choose a sexy stranger to befriend (who will turn out to be related to you):

You don't want to leave the past without getting SOMETHING out of it.  
Choose an action that'll benefit you:

Conversely, now choose a piece of modern culture  
to introduce  
to 1950s society:  


Oh, thank god, the time machine has returned to bring you back to the future.  
Choose one last thing to do:

Holy shit, you really fucking fucked up the future. Like, bacon no longer exists and dogs don't like people anymore and _Space Jam_ was never made. On the bright side, you still exist, but now you have to live the rest of your life in this goddamn hellscape of a future you created yourself. Shit.

You fucked up the future so fucking bad

Good job! You got back to the future and everything was EXACTLY the same — no better and no worse. I mean, maybe one day you'll discover that the Backstreet Boys never happened or nobody's ever heard the _Duck Tales_ theme song, but for the most part, your life will go back to normal.

You preserved the future perfectly

When you get back to the future, you don't notice anything TOO terrible, but for some reason, everybody keeps using the word "balderdash," like, ALL the time. It's like the most popular word now. People think it's weird that you don't say it. It's not really good or bad, it's just... different. Huh.

The future stays pretty much the same, except for one small thing

Ohhhh fuck, you're so fucked. Whatever you did in the past, it meant your parents never got together, which means you no longer exist. Enjoy these last few moments of existence before you fade into the ether.

Oops, you fucked up and now your parents never met

Hot damn! Whatever you did in the past, it had a GREAT effect on the future. There are more civil rights than ever, people are getting along better than they ever have, world hunger and poverty are all but eliminated, and you're filthy rich! Enjoy the spoils of your irresponsible decision time travel.

Your made the future WAY BETTER than it was before

The future is pretty much the same, except now avocados no longer exist. Which, yeah, is kind of a bummer, but considering that you really could have fucked things up big-time, this is a pretty small price to pay.

You made the future a little bit worse

The future is pretty much the same, except now everyone in the world has been given a free puppy (if they want it, of course). That's pretty cool! I wonder which one of your decisions caused that to happen?

You made the future a little bit better

Yep, you returned to _Planet Of The Apes_. And not even any of the good ones. No, you returned to the shitty Mark Wahlberg one, with the Ape Lincoln statue that doesn't make any sense. Way to go, idiot.

Oh shit fuck, now apes have taken over the world

Your actions literally caused the end of the world. I don't even know how that's possible, but somehow you did it. Wow. It would be impressive if it weren't so horrific.

You caused the apocalypse, good job

Comedy

Você é capaz de voltar no tempo sem cagar totalmente com o futuro?

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Can You Time Travel To The 1950s Without Fucking Up The Future?

Ohhhhh fuck. You fucked up. You kind of, well... stole a time machine. And you went back to the 1950s. And then, like... the time machine disappeared. So now you're stuck in the 1950s. SHIIIIIIIIT.

You're FAIRLY sure — like, 75% sure — the time machine is gonna come back for you. Eventually. In the meantime, though, you've gotta blend in to 1950s culture WITHOUT doing anything that will fuck up the timeline when you go back to the future. BE VERY CAREFUL.

Can You Time Travel To The 1950s Without Fucking Up The Future?

Ohhhhh fuck. You fucked up. You kind of, well... stole a time machine. And you went back to the 1950s. And then, like... the time machine disappeared. So now you're stuck in the 1950s. SHIIIIIIIIT.

You're FAIRLY sure — like, 75% sure — the time machine is gonna come back for you. Eventually. In the meantime, though, you've gotta blend in to 1950s culture WITHOUT doing anything that will fuck up the timeline when you go back to the future. BE VERY CAREFUL.

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