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Can You Time Travel To The 1950s Without Fucking Up The Future?

GREAT SCOTT.

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You're FAIRLY sure — like, 75% sure — the time machine is gonna come back for you. Eventually. In the meantime, though, you've gotta blend in to 1950s culture WITHOUT doing anything that will fuck up the timeline when you go back to the future. BE VERY CAREFUL.

  1. First, you'll need some new clothes.<br />Choose a look:<br />
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  2. Choose something innocuous to do (which might have dire consequences):
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    Kill a fly
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    Buy a pack of gum
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    Hold a door open for someone
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    Pet a dog
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    Whistle your favorite song
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    Smile at a child
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    Crack your knuckles
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    Drink a milkshake
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    Pick a flower
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  3. Now, choose a place to lay low for a while:
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    Dive bar
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    Diner
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    Main street
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    Drive-in
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    Beach
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    Local farm
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    Clocktower
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    The high school
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    Creepy back alley
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  4. Choose a sexy stranger to befriend (who will turn out to be related to you):
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  5. You don't want to leave the past without getting SOMETHING out of it.<br />Choose an action that'll benefit you:
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    Open a bank account and put $5 in it
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    Use a sports almanac to make bets
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    Get the signature of someone famous
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    Become a "psychic" for fun and profit
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    Sleep with Marilyn Monroe
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    Buy some old comics in mint condition
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    Publish a famous novel under your name
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    One word: Plastics.
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    Get a dog to bring back to the present
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  6. Conversely, now choose a piece of modern culture<br />to introduce<br />to 1950s society:<br />
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    iPhone
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    Harry Potter
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    Cronut
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    Hoverboard
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    "Uptown Funk"
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    Guardians Of The Galaxy
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    Nintendo Switch
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    Vaping
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    Contact lenses
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  7. Oh, thank god, the time machine has returned to bring you back to the future.<br />Choose one last thing to do:
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    Punch a jerk
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    Tell your relative about their future
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    "Invent" the fidget spinner
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    Tell someone to run for mayor
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    Flirt with the cute bank teller
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    Teach people how to dab
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    Chop down a tree
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    Spray paint a penis onto a brick wall
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    Drink one last milkshake
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