After we got home from my financées 30th surprise birthday he was so drunk he was both barfing and farting… so I thought. It smelt so bad when I was putting him to bed so I decided to check his boxers. His boxers ended up being full of shit. I threw out the boxers and made him shower. Turns out those farts were sharts ?
B4-4 - Get Down
“Gonna make you come tonight,
Over to my house,
If you get down on me, I’ll get down on you.
I will do anything that you want me to.
It’s a game of give and take to make it through.
So if you get down on me, I’ll get down on you tonight.”
Not really a joke but I can never watch Cinderella the same now.
As a child I loved the mice from Cinderella. My mom bought me a picture of the two of them putting the pearls from the broken necklace onto Gus Gus’s tail signed by one of the animators. I hung it up in the entry way of my house… Every time someone came over they asked us why we had a picture of mice playing with anal beads. The picture lasted about a week.
Pretzels… That were poured from a bag into a bowl, which she reached into and gave each kid 3-4 unpackaged pretzels.
Response to What’s The Greatest Sports Movie Of All Time?:
The Sandlot! “You’re killin’ me Smalls”
Response to 13 Of The Most WTF Canadian Childhood Cartoons:
My uncle is one of the creators, pupeteers and voices of nanalan’ he said you picked a great shot, those pictures were from the very first shorts. The “lollipop” Mona puppet had what he affectionately called “anus face”. It wrinkled like crazy.