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Didn’t know this either! Everytime I ovulate now it’s excruciating pain for 2-3 days.

Get up, walk and move around as much as you can afterwards (2-3 days after, not right away - you’re a champ if you can do that). As much as it will hurt and feel uncomfortable it helps in the long run and with recovery.

I was attending a mom and baby group with my, at the time, 8 week old. Another mom in the group told me she was too alert for her age and have I talked to my doctor about ADHD. Didn’t know infant ADHD was a thing....

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My sister had just starting going through puberty and my mom bought her a bunch of training bras. She did something that bothered me so I wanted revenge. My sister was easily embarrassed so I decided to take all her bras and hang them from the branches of the tree in our front yard.… Read More

My sister and I were never allowed to bike up to the corner store to get candy with the rest of the kids on the street. We had to wait for dad to come home from work who would slowly follow behind us on our bikes. I'm surprised no one called the cops.

After we got home from my financées 30th surprise birthday he was so drunk he was both barfing and farting... so I thought. It smelt so bad when I was putting him to bed so I decided to check his boxers. His boxers ended up being full of shit. I threw out the boxers and made him shower.… Read More

B4-4 - Get Down "Gonna make you come tonight, Over to my house, If you get down on me, I'll get down on you. I will do anything that you want me to. It's a game of give and take to make it through. So if you get down on me, I'll get down on you tonight."

Not really a joke but I can never watch Cinderella the same now.

As a child I loved the mice from Cinderella. My mom bought me a picture of the two of them putting the pearls from the broken necklace onto Gus Gus's tail signed by one of the animators. I hung it up in the entry way of my house... Every time someone came over they asked us why we… Read More