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I had a c section and I didn’t just tremble, I had to be physically held down because I was shaking so violently. Then the uncontrollable dry heaving set in for a good half an hour after my daughter came out. Then my blood pressure bottomed out and I passed out. Nobody warned me how… Read More

I have always had a wood burning stove in my house (when I was growing up and now as an adult). When I was 4 or 5 I remember really wanting to touch it and my dad would always tell me no, it’s very hot and I’ll get burned. I kept trying and one day he said ya know what? Go ahead.… Read More

I think I say a panicked high pitched “yes?!”

I had a cat growing up that practically lived in my bedroom. She would come out to eat and use the litter box but for the most part she was almost always in there so naturally I would chide her if I found her anywhere else in the house. One day I walked through the living room on… Read More

My last name is the same one from a very famous tv show so as a kid, even though the show was decades old, I’d always get teased about it and it was incredibly annoying at the time. When I was 12 or 13 during role call, this kid who was a little short snickered when my name was called… Read More

I was so set on breastfeeding but I was under a ton of stress and couldn’t produce enough milk. Luckily my daughters pediatrician was really supportive and understood it can’t work for everyone. My daughter and I both almost died during delivery so thank god for c sections and fuck… Read More

I was heavy growing up and lost 60 lbs 10 years ago and kept it off. My baby just turned 4 months old yesterday and I’ve gotta be honest, I care more about making sure my baby is happy and healthy than dropping these last 20 lbs. I’m glad to see I’m not the only one!

I work as a project manager and have to create a lot of spreadsheets detailing material costs, resources, timelines etc. Once right before I left for vacation, one of our salesman asked if I could create something to show how much we had spent so far on a particular project. The day… Read More

In fourth grade there was a kid named Franklin so during role call one morning after the teacher called out Franklin I said Delano Roosevelt like it was some sick burn. No one laughed. I also loved Britney Spears and the Backstreet Boys growing up in the 90s but was embarrassed of… Read More

I was fine during my pregnancy but after 38 hours of labor and 5 hours of pushing I spiked a 103 degree fever and had to have an emergency c section. I shook the whole time I was in surgery from the fever then started convulsing and dry heaving as soon as she was out. Turns out she… Read More