Got off work, exhausted of course. Pull up to a four- way stop sign, and wait for what feels like ever. I then realized the stop sign is not in fact going to turn green.
My husband is the heaviest sleeper and the most gassy person ever. I always tell him he sounds like a Harley. One night hes snoring away and I cant sleep, he goes to roll over and unleashes the holiest hell of butt thunder I've ever heard. Then he mumbles "vroom room room room room"…Â
I love my mostly black cat but shes hard to see at night. We have dark wood floors and shes mostly black some brown and tabby stripes so she blends right in. Poor thing has been stepped on quite a bit, she loves laying in walkways.
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