First off, black cats are not cute.
It's impossible to take a decent photo of them.
They're not very affectionate.
They're always in a bad mood.
They won't get along with your other cats.
Black kittens will hate your other pets.
Older black cats won't like your other pets, either.
Black cats aren't even remotely regal.
They won't let you dress them up in cute costumes.
Black cats aren't fluffy at all.
You'll hate it every time they bother you.
Their eyes definitely aren't mesmerizing, that's for sure.
Nope, adopting a black cat won't bring you an ounce of joy.
Because who would want to stare at this face every day?
So it's probably best to just avoid black cats altogether.
Because adopting one will definitely NOT be the best decision you've ever made.
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