When I was younger I was on a 3 or 4 day drinking bender when my friends and I thought it would be cool to get our tongues pierced. Apparently my tongue is "webbed" and not long enough to get pierced, so I decided to get my lip pierced. When the guy put the needle through my lip,…Â
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