You Haven't Lived 'Til You Watch This Horse Dance To Carlos Santana's "Smooth"

Man, it's a hot one.

It has come to our attention that the coolest horse ever just competed in Olympic dressage to Rob Thomas and Carlos Santana's hit song "Smooth."

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This munequita is Severo Jesus Jurado Lopez, and this beautiful Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa is his horse Lorenzo.

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The pair obviously adore the sweet stylings of "Smooth."

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Just watch them, seven inches from the midday sun, trot out this routine during Monday’s Olympic dressage finals.

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Just look at Lorenzo.

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Naturally, the SMOOTH Facebook group was thrilled.

Facebook: ManItsAHotOne

Facebook: ManItsAHotOne

Facebook: ManItsAHotOne

And people on Twitter were freaking out.

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They imagined themselves riding the "Smooth" horse.

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They bargained with their emotions.

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And, well, SAME.

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Sadly, Lorenzo and Severo didn't score high enough to medal, but honestly? THEY HAVE GOLD MEDALED IN SMOOTH.

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GIVE ME YOUR HOOF MAKE IT REAL, OR ELSE FORGET ABOUT IT.

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*puts on repeat for the rest of time*

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