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OK, so the night starts out great. You and your friends? You're FEELING GOOD.
2.
You're like, "where's the Patrón, bitches?"
3.
Y'all are ready to party.
4.
Everybody is feeling the vibe, so you all do shots.
5.
You think you look great. A girl in the bathroom even compliments your outfit and you're like:
6.
Some loser tries to talk to you and you're like BYEEEEE.
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And you decide to buy another round of shots for the whole bar.
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Then you head to the dance floor and you're like, "YES, I FEEL SEXY, and EVERYBODY NEEDS TO SEE THESE MOVES."
9.
Aw yeah, you're dancing with a sexy stranger and you're not even sure how you got there.
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And you're like "FUCCCCCCKKKK I am WASTED."
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And that shit hits you like a ton of bricks.
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You try and get one more drink from the bartender, but he turns your ass down.
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And then you fall off the bar stool and are friggin' ON YOUR ASSSSSSS.
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And at first, you're so embarrassed, and you don't even want anybody to help you.
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But eventually your BFF convinces you that mayyyyybe it's time to head home.
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And oh yeah, this is your head the next day:
