16 Times "You In Danger, Girl" Is The Only Correct Response

    RUN AWAAAAAAYYYYYY.

    1. When you have $5 in your checking account and you walk into a Sephora.

    2. When you're already late for work but then you see a cute puppy on the street and he stops to sniff you and he's wagging his tail.

    3. When you get into an annoying fight with your significant other and then your mom calls.

    4. When you have nothing in your fridge but old English muffins and expired mustard and you are STARVING.

    5. When you go to Target on payday.

    6. When he says NOT ALL MEN.

    7. When someone says ALL LIVES MATTER.

    8. When you wear new heels to a wedding and don't bring a backup pair of flats.

    9. When you watch The Notebook on your period.

    10. When you start reading the YouTube comments.

    11. When you spot your frenemy hanging out with your BFF.

    12. When you're 127 weeks deep into your crush's Insta.

    13. When you think "I just need to add a little more to my left eye to get perfectly even eyeliner."

    14. When you run into your trash fire ex and you’ve already had three drinks and the bar is about to close.

    15. When you're down to your last pair of underwear and are totally out of laundry detergent.

    16. When he tells you he "doesn't do relationships."

    YOU. IN. DANGER. GIRL.