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    If Aragorn From "Lord Of The Rings" Ruined You For All Other Men, These 28 Tweets Are For You

    If you know, you know.

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    If there ever comes a time that I don’t find Aragorn attractive, I’m officially dead inside

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    two towers aragorn is an all-time hog slinger, all he does is glower and kill uruk-hai and he's got everybody in rohan horny as hell

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    it's been nearly 20 years but nothing will ever come close to the undiluted seismic sexual energy of this cinematic moment

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    My sexuality is Aragorn sitting in a corner in the Prancing Pony, hood covering the face, smoking, brooding,

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    me when Aragorn, King of Gondor, approaches the hobbits a top Minas Tirith at the end of LOTR 3 and says “my friends, you bow to no one”

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    aragorn is my ideal man and i don’t just mean looks i mean the fact that he is burdened by his destiny and crown

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    this scene didn't have to be this sexy. aragorn didn't have to be this sexy

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    ok aragorn making some points here tho...I'm listening

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    How Frodo didn’t end with a crush on Aragorn, the sexy greasy badass fighter who saved him, is beyond my comprehension #LOTR

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    did you have a crush on aragorn since you were seven or are you normal

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    the exact moment a Legolas Girl becomes an Aragorn Woman

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    Aragorn has ruined all men for me.

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    Watching The Two Towers and lemme tell y’all, Aragorn can still get it.

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    it's weird how i don't think viggo mortensen is attractive like at all but when he plays aragorn fuCK

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    Listen, I know everyone talks about the Aragorn 'Door Scene' (and I get it and am 100% there with you), but this scene gave 11 year old me THOUGHTS.............

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    Legolas 100% only went on that quest because he wanted to bone Aragorn https://t.co/auPZ30wBWW

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    there are a lot of attractive people in this world, but none of them even come close to Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn

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    There may come a day when Aragorn opening this door is not the hottest thing I've ever seen, but it's still not today

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    Watching LOTR. Aragorn's smouldering good looks and inexplicably attractive greasy locks are balm for the soul.

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    @Gusbuckets Me every time I see the scene where Aragorn kicks the helmet and someone is within earshot

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    When I watch Lord of the Rings for the plot, the plot is Aragorn not Beans.

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    Tbh Aragorn with his hood is so sexy

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    @reesefinchs I mean most of the subtitles are wrong anyway, for example anything Legolas says is actually “Aragorn daddy” over and over

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    @MJBMcGregor Lmao my sexuality is like 80% females and then 20% just Aragorn

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    thinking really hard abt how much i fucking love aragorn

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    In other news, while I was looking for a gif, I remembered that Aragorn in the LOTR movies is UNNECESSARILY ATTRACTIVE

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