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this has genuinely fucked me up i keep laughing
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My 2 yo daughter watched the Super Bowl halftime show. She’s now a stripper and selling pictures of her feet online. She’s supporting the entire family and we’ve never been more proud.
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big fan of apple’s new men are trash campaign
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How to make friends as an adult: 1. Say "we should hang!" 2. Do not hang. 3. Say "we should hang!" 6 months later. 4. Cancel. 5. Reschedule. 6. Respect their cancelation. 7. Reschedule. 8. Actually hang. 9. Say "we should do this more often!" 10. Die.
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I cannot BELIEVE I had the audacity to forget to take the chicken out the fridge when I was a kid https://t.co/EFhmR29z3u
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MISS THING SNAPPED
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beyonce in 2003 when she was in love
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Record label: stop playing with makeup and release the album NOW. Gaga and Rihanna:
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Me and Isabella after exposing Paolo for lip syncing
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Hey guys, was let go from my job today 😟. If anyone has any leads, please let me know. I’ve attached my resume. References upon request!
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2020: Superbowl LIV 2021: Superbowl LAUGH 2022: Superbowl LOVE
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I’m surprised british people call mac n cheese just mac n cheese and not like PiDDyWiCkLeS & ChOnKerS
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LMFAOOOOOOO Jimmy Fallon thought he was about to get CANCELED😭😭😭😭 I’m SCREAMING
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Me, 28, gay: have you heard the new Pussycat Dolls it’s so good can’t wait to bop tonight My friend, 29, straight: here is a pic of my baby who was born this morning
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Any time a child tries to guess my age.
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I hate when I try to be late and I’m still early.
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texting a boy vs texting a man
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After ya third sneeze, that’s between you and GOD. I done did all I could do
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1 out of every 3 blueberries is an absolute nightmare
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me at lunch with my friends
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I congratulated a friend on his new baby on IG & his wife immediately sent me a message asking how I knew him. I was his Sunday school teacher 25 years ago. Calm down, Brittany.