The Toughest Game Of Would You Rather: Christmas Edition

Chug a gallon of eggnog at once?

Or sit on a mall Santa's lap for an hour?

Have it be true that Christmas trees feel pain and scream when you cut them down?

Or have it be true that Christmas cookies feel pain and scream when you eat them?

Never receive another gift from anyone ever again?

Or be forced to give everyone in your family a sex toy as a gift?

Grow a permanent Santa beard?

Or grow permanent reindeer antlers?

Work as a mall Santa for the rest of your life?

Or become the real Santa and have to live in the North Pole?

Have the Elf on the Shelf be alive?

Or have Santa actually in your bedroom watching you sleep at night?

Reach into your stocking to find a dead mouse?

Or reach into your stocking to find a live mouse?

Star in a remake of "Home Alone"?

Or star in a remake of "Elf"?

Spend eight hours untangling Christmas lights?

Have a red, light-up nose like Rudolph?

Or be trapped inside the body of a reindeer?

Wrap a perfectly cube-shaped gift and have the pattern on the wrapping paper line up perfectly?

Or take a bite of a warm sugar cookie?

Get every single thing you really want for Christmas?

Or have your crush confess their love to you on Christmas?

Unwrap a gift filled with spiders?

Or have Santa Claus as your roommate for five years?

Have a Christmas tree decorated with just taxidermied rats?

Or have a tree decorated with just pictures of Guy Fieri's face?

Or be forced to listen to Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" 10 times every day forever?