Could You Handle Being Santa Claus?

Do you have what it takes to be the big guy? Find out.

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  1. 1. How comfortable are you eating cookies prepared by strangers?

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    GIVE THEM TO ME
    Ehhh can't trust 'em
    As long as they look delicious, who cares?
  2. 2. Do you believe in magic?

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    Hell no.
    I mean, not really.
    Some things just don't have a scientific explanation, haters.
  3. 3. How do you feel about children?

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    They're fine.
    Hate 'em.
    Darling precious cuties!
  4. 4. Is red your color?

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    Yes, I look stunning.
    I don't know, it's a little much.
    No, I look like the world's biggest and most terrifying tomato.
  5. 5. How comfortable are you with piloting a vehicle not specifically designed for flight?

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    Ride or die, baby.
    I would likely pass out or soil myself.
    I guess it could be fun if it's safe?
  6. 6. Are you good with reindeer?

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    How would I possibly know the answer to that?
    Hell yeah. Me and reindeer are like BFF.
    I find them to be delicious, but that's all I know.
  7. 7. Have you ever aspired to work for UPS, FedEx or the USPS?

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    I just love delivering.
    Not really.
    Once I got my neighbor's mail and I threw it away.
  8. 8. Have you ever been described as "jolly"?

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    Man, I hope not.
    Why, yes!
    If someone did, they'd be sorry. Real sorry.
  9. 9. Are you prepared to withstand temperatures as cold as −45 °F?

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    No, why the hell would I be?
    That sounds awful.
    Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bring it on.
  10. 10. How comfortable are you with breaking and entering?

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    VERY comfortable.
    Sounds like a bad idea.
    It's not a crime if you use magic!
  11. 11. Do you relate to Tim Allen's character in "The Santa Clause"?

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    Kinda
    Never seen it. Never gonna see it.
    No, he's such an amateur.
  12. 12. How comfortable would you be managing elves?

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    Eh, medium comfortable.
    Elves respect me.
    Depends. Can I make them do ANYTHING?
  13. 13. How comfortable are you with people sitting on your lap?

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    They would slide right off.
    I have zero problem with it.
    Look, I'm not a chair.
  14. 14. Have you ever been convicted of a felony?

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    No
    Yes
    If loving Christmas too much is a felony, then yes.

Could You Handle Being Santa Claus?

You got: Top Notch Santa

You should quit your job and just go be Santa. Go!

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You got: Mediocre Santa

You would be a pretty OK Santa. You wouldn't win Santa of the Year, but you'd get the job done.

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You got: Worst Santa Ever

Under no circumstances should you ever assume the duties of Santa. Someone please think of the children.

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