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Could You Handle Being Santa Claus?

Do you have what it takes to be the big guy? Find out.

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  1. 1. How comfortable are you eating cookies prepared by strangers?
    Ehhh can't trust 'em
    As long as they look delicious, who cares?
  2. 2. Do you believe in magic?

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    Hell no.
    I mean, not really.
    Some things just don't have a scientific explanation, haters.
  3. 3. How do you feel about children?

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    They're fine.
    Hate 'em.
    Darling precious cuties!
  4. 4. Is red your color?

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    Yes, I look stunning.
    I don't know, it's a little much.
    No, I look like the world's biggest and most terrifying tomato.
  5. 5. How comfortable are you with piloting a vehicle not specifically designed for flight?

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    Ride or die, baby.
    I would likely pass out or soil myself.
    I guess it could be fun if it's safe?
  6. 6. Are you good with reindeer?

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    How would I possibly know the answer to that?
    Hell yeah. Me and reindeer are like BFF.
    I find them to be delicious, but that's all I know.
  7. 7. Have you ever aspired to work for UPS, FedEx or the USPS?

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    I just love delivering.
    Not really.
    Once I got my neighbor's mail and I threw it away.
  8. 8. Have you ever been described as "jolly"?

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    Man, I hope not.
    Why, yes!
    If someone did, they'd be sorry. Real sorry.
  9. 9. Are you prepared to withstand temperatures as cold as −45 °F?

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    No, why the hell would I be?
    That sounds awful.
    Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bring it on.
  10. 10. How comfortable are you with breaking and entering?

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    VERY comfortable.
    Sounds like a bad idea.
    It's not a crime if you use magic!
  11. 11. Do you relate to Tim Allen's character in "The Santa Clause"?

    Never seen it. Never gonna see it.
    No, he's such an amateur.
  12. 12. How comfortable would you be managing elves?
    Eh, medium comfortable.
    Elves respect me.
    Depends. Can I make them do ANYTHING?
  13. 13. How comfortable are you with people sitting on your lap?

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    They would slide right off.
    I have zero problem with it.
    Look, I'm not a chair.
  14. 14. Have you ever been convicted of a felony?

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    If loving Christmas too much is a felony, then yes.

Could You Handle Being Santa Claus?

You got: Top Notch Santa

You should quit your job and just go be Santa. Go!

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You got: Mediocre Santa

You would be a pretty OK Santa. You wouldn't win Santa of the Year, but you'd get the job done.

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You got: Worst Santa Ever

Under no circumstances should you ever assume the duties of Santa. Someone please think of the children.

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