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My Life Won't Be Complete Until I've Dragged Things Around By My Butt

This 'lil hitch will help you do it!

Running through the airport with your bags can make anyone seem like a clumsy, bumbling idiot.

So why not attach your luggage to your least used limb: your butt!!!

My Hitch is a device that lets you drag luggage hands-free, with a hook attached to your pants or belt.

Now, you may be asking yourself: "Won't this clever device yank my pants down when I walk?"

The site has a whole lot of other rules that frankly seem like no fun at all:

But just look at that freedom! Look at that tail!

For only $18, you, too can be this free.

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