Running through the airport with your bags can make anyone seem like a clumsy, bumbling idiot.
So why not attach your luggage to your least used limb: your butt!!!
My Hitch is a device that lets you drag luggage hands-free, with a hook attached to your pants or belt.
Now, you may be asking yourself: "Won't this clever device yank my pants down when I walk?"
The site has a whole lot of other rules that frankly seem like no fun at all:
But just look at that freedom! Look at that tail!
For only $18, you, too can be this free.